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Telling Jokes Quotes

Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what’s the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing Picture Quote #1

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus Picture Quote #1

I love ‘Last Call.’ It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn’t going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living Picture Quote #1

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh Picture Quote #1

Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older Picture Quote #1

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Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you’re not telling jokes Picture Quote #1

Everybody that’s living in this earth is living in a situation. It’s not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes Picture Quote #1

I wish you would retire from telling jokes too Picture Quote #1

My whole life, I’ve been telling jokes Picture Quote #1

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there Picture Quote #1

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I’m the worst. I like physical comedy; it’s where I feel comfortable Picture Quote #1

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I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don’t know what I’m talking about either Picture Quote #1

The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it’s also terrifying Picture Quote #1

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end Picture Quote #1

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart Picture Quote #1

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I’ve got no plans to stop doing it Picture Quote #1

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it Picture Quote #1

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Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living Picture Quote #1

Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes Picture Quote #1

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Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what’s the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing. (Telling Jokes Quotes) I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus (Telling Jokes Quotes) I love ‘Last Call.’ It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn’t going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes (Telling Jokes Quotes) I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living (Telling Jokes Quotes) I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh (Telling Jokes Quotes) Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older (Telling Jokes Quotes) Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you’re not telling jokes (Telling Jokes Quotes) Everybody that’s living in this earth is living in a situation. It’s not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes (Telling Jokes Quotes) I wish you would retire from telling jokes too (Telling Jokes Quotes) My whole life, I’ve been telling jokes (Telling Jokes Quotes) There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there (Telling Jokes Quotes) I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I’m the worst. I like physical comedy; it’s where I feel comfortable (Telling Jokes Quotes) I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don’t know what I’m talking about either (Telling Jokes Quotes) The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it’s also terrifying (Telling Jokes Quotes) I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end (Telling Jokes Quotes) People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart (Telling Jokes Quotes) I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I’ve got no plans to stop doing it (Telling Jokes Quotes) A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it (Telling Jokes Quotes) Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living (Telling Jokes Quotes) Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes (Telling Jokes Quotes)