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Tequila Quotes

I didn’t text you - tequila did Picture Quote #1

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila Picture Quote #1

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila Picture Quote #1

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination Picture Quote #1

And no one drank just one shot of tequila Picture Quote #1

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Picture Quote #1

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt Picture Quote #1

After you, it’s all cheap tequila Picture Quote #1

I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters Picture Quote #1

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila Picture Quote #1

A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have a limited amount of energy to blow in a day. I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends Picture Quote #1

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! Picture Quote #1

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it Picture Quote #1

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis Picture Quote #1

But my humble opinion is, I’m not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal Picture Quote #1

I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night Picture Quote #1

Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it. Fallen, hate that word! I prefermisplaced Picture Quote #1

A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have a limited amount of energy to blow in a day. I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends Picture Quote #1

Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone Picture Quote #1

Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone Picture Quote #1

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila Picture Quote #1

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate Picture Quote #1

We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila Picture Quote #1

Pour me another tequila, I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes Picture Quote #1

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love Picture Quote #1

Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit Picture Quote #1

I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night Picture Quote #1

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong Picture Quote #1

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t text you - tequila did (Tequila Quotes) Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila (Tequila Quotes) At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila (Tequila Quotes) Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination (Tequila Quotes) And no one drank just one shot of tequila (Tequila Quotes) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor (Tequila Quotes) When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt (Tequila Quotes) After you, it’s all cheap tequila (Tequila Quotes) I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters (Tequila Quotes) An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila (Tequila Quotes) A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have a limited amount of energy to blow in a day. I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends. (Tequila Quotes) I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! (Tequila Quotes) Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it (Tequila Quotes) At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. (Tequila Quotes) But my humble opinion is, I’m not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal (Tequila Quotes) I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night. (Tequila Quotes) Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it. Fallen, hate that word! I prefermisplaced (Tequila Quotes) A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have a limited amount of energy to blow in a day. I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends (Tequila Quotes) Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone (Tequila Quotes) Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. (Tequila Quotes) They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila (Tequila Quotes) O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate (Tequila Quotes) We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila (Tequila Quotes) Pour me another tequila, I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes (Tequila Quotes) Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love (Tequila Quotes) Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit (Tequila Quotes) I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night (Tequila Quotes) There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong (Tequila Quotes) I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila (Tequila Quotes)

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