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Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes

If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teenagers who haven’t talked to you since their tenth birthday will bang on the door, demanding your immediate attention Picture Quote #1

A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids will then call you every hour on the hour Picture Quote #1

Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month Picture Quote #1

Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence? Picture Quote #1

Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your speech and blur your memory, making you wonder who are all those people out there and why are they staring at you? Picture Quote #1

No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else’s horoscope will be more fun than yours Picture Quote #1

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If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma Picture Quote #1

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If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teenagers who haven’t talked to you since their tenth birthday will bang on the door, demanding your immediate attention (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids will then call you every hour on the hour (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence? (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your speech and blur your memory, making you wonder who are all those people out there and why are they staring at you? (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else’s horoscope will be more fun than yours (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes) If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma (Teresa Bloomingdale Quotes)