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Terrible Quotes

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn’t do what I wanted, I’d kill him Picture Quote #1

I’ve never really had a first date! Well, I had kind of a first date. I went out with this kid. We went ice skating, but it was not fun. It was so terrible that I told him my curfew was a lot earlier than it really was Picture Quote #1

My first interview at SI, I sat in silence next to Guy LaFleur for five minutes on the New York Rangers team bus until he finally broke the ice. Those early interviews, every one of them was like a terrible first date Picture Quote #1

My first ‘Daily Show’ piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer who would help out people, and I ran into him in Penn Station about three months after I’d gotten the green card. I said, ‘I got my green card yesterday.’ And he hugged me because he understood that level of relief Picture Quote #1

In the 80s, I got tired of the rat race. It was a terrible time for music. I wasn’t part of that whole MTV craze. I did ‘Go Ahead and Rain,’ which was Madeleine Stowe’s first bit, but felt no connection to it. I went many years where I didn’t have to work Picture Quote #1

I want to join everyone in expressing my great sympathy and support for people who lost loved ones in this terrible terrorist attack [in Orlando] and everybody still in the hospital who is struggling and all the first responders Picture Quote #1

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I find my best writing time is actually 6 A.M., before the detritus of the day - the fish fingers and the school uniform and dogs and bills - have had a chance to clog up my brain. I can usually get 500 words done before 7 A.M. But it is difficult, and the Internet, and social networking, are terrible timesucks Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible with my workout regime and following it strictly. I’m terrible with a healthy diet and following it strictly. I’m terrible on the weekends about getting up at reasonable hours and all of those things. But, when it comes to my work and the discipline it takes to get to work on time - I hate unprofessionalism Picture Quote #1

Phoenix and Las Vegas have grim long-term prospects. On top of oil-and-gas problems, they will have terrible problems with water and the ability to produce food locally. I suppose it shows how delusional the public is, and how our institutional controls have decayed - for instance, lending standards Picture Quote #1

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That’s essentially how I feel about life Picture Quote #1

If you look at the history of technology over a couple hundred years, it’s all about time compression and making the globe smaller. It’s had positive effects, all the ones that we know. So we’re much less likely to have the kind of terrible misunderstandings that led to World War I, for example Picture Quote #1

I am terrible with examples. I can never think of them when anybody asks for an example Picture Quote #1

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I feel happy and secure when I’m on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world Picture Quote #1

I can play really terrible human beings, and I seem to have a quality that people can, if not necessarily forgive me those sins, at least cut me some slack Picture Quote #1

I would say the hierarchy has made terrible errors in judgment and it has to seek forgiveness by its members Picture Quote #1

As the cancellation of the German Grand Prix indicates, Germany is a terrible market for Formula One Picture Quote #1

I remember having computers at my parents’ house growing up. We had different desktop PCs, but my first laptop was an IBM ThinkPad laptop. It was big, bulky, slow and terrible Picture Quote #1

We are, in many respects, in a moral and spiritual free-fall in our country, and we are paying a terrible price Picture Quote #1

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It is the way, isn’t it? With humans and free thought. They only learn through terrible mistakes. Free thought does not make wisdom. Instead it creates enough space for men to commit terrible folly, from which the survivors learn through disaster Picture Quote #1

The thing about aging is all your old lovers, pretty much if they were really friends, become your family. It’s great. You have those terrible feelings of possessiveness and uncertainty go out the window. You have what you shared. You know you would help each other in times of trouble no matter what Picture Quote #1

Only when we are thrust into the deepest and most terrible corner of life, do we see our real friends emerge from the shadows , one by one- shining the light of comfort and hope. Those are the ONLY friends that matter Picture Quote #1

Full disclosure here - I had a terrible crush on Smokey Robinson, like every other female on the planet Picture Quote #1

The one thing that’s terrible about traveling for fun is writing about it Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon Picture Quote #1

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I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ Picture Quote #1

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny Picture Quote #1

To get nostalgic about other people’s music, or even about your own, makes a terrible statement about the condition of your life and your prospects for the future Picture Quote #1

Whether you have a great game or a terrible game, tomorrow’s another day and you’ve got to come out here and compete Picture Quote #1

I think this whole division between the genres has more to do with marketing than anything else. It’s terrible for the culture of music Picture Quote #1

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I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn’t do what I wanted, I’d kill him. (Terrible Quotes) I’ve never really had a first date! Well, I had kind of a first date. I went out with this kid. We went ice skating, but it was not fun. It was so terrible that I told him my curfew was a lot earlier than it really was. (Terrible Quotes) My first interview at SI, I sat in silence next to Guy LaFleur for five minutes on the New York Rangers team bus until he finally broke the ice. Those early interviews, every one of them was like a terrible first date. (Terrible Quotes) My first ‘Daily Show’ piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer who would help out people, and I ran into him in Penn Station about three months after I’d gotten the green card. I said, ‘I got my green card yesterday.’ And he hugged me because he understood that level of relief. (Terrible Quotes) In the 80s, I got tired of the rat race. It was a terrible time for music. I wasn’t part of that whole MTV craze. I did ‘Go Ahead and Rain,’ which was Madeleine Stowe’s first bit, but felt no connection to it. I went many years where I didn’t have to work. (Terrible Quotes) I want to join everyone in expressing my great sympathy and support for people who lost loved ones in this terrible terrorist attack [in Orlando] and everybody still in the hospital who is struggling and all the first responders. (Terrible Quotes) I find my best writing time is actually 6 A.M., before the detritus of the day - the fish fingers and the school uniform and dogs and bills - have had a chance to clog up my brain. I can usually get 500 words done before 7 A.M. But it is difficult, and the Internet, and social networking, are terrible timesucks. (Terrible Quotes) I’m terrible with my workout regime and following it strictly. I’m terrible with a healthy diet and following it strictly. I’m terrible on the weekends about getting up at reasonable hours and all of those things. But, when it comes to my work and the discipline it takes to get to work on time - I hate unprofessionalism. (Terrible Quotes) Phoenix and Las Vegas have grim long-term prospects. On top of oil-and-gas problems, they will have terrible problems with water and the ability to produce food locally. I suppose it shows how delusional the public is, and how our institutional controls have decayed - for instance, lending standards. (Terrible Quotes) The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That’s essentially how I feel about life. (Terrible Quotes) If you look at the history of technology over a couple hundred years, it’s all about time compression and making the globe smaller. It’s had positive effects, all the ones that we know. So we’re much less likely to have the kind of terrible misunderstandings that led to World War I, for example. (Terrible Quotes) I am terrible with examples. I can never think of them when anybody asks for an example. (Terrible Quotes) I feel happy and secure when I’m on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world. (Terrible Quotes) I can play really terrible human beings, and I seem to have a quality that people can, if not necessarily forgive me those sins, at least cut me some slack. (Terrible Quotes) I would say the hierarchy has made terrible errors in judgment and it has to seek forgiveness by its members. (Terrible Quotes) As the cancellation of the German Grand Prix indicates, Germany is a terrible market for Formula One. (Terrible Quotes) I remember having computers at my parents’ house growing up. We had different desktop PCs, but my first laptop was an IBM ThinkPad laptop. It was big, bulky, slow and terrible. (Terrible Quotes) We are, in many respects, in a moral and spiritual free-fall in our country, and we are paying a terrible price. (Terrible Quotes) It is the way, isn’t it? With humans and free thought. They only learn through terrible mistakes. Free thought does not make wisdom. Instead it creates enough space for men to commit terrible folly, from which the survivors learn through disaster. (Terrible Quotes) The thing about aging is all your old lovers, pretty much if they were really friends, become your family. It’s great. You have those terrible feelings of possessiveness and uncertainty go out the window. You have what you shared. You know you would help each other in times of trouble no matter what. (Terrible Quotes) Only when we are thrust into the deepest and most terrible corner of life, do we see our real friends emerge from the shadows , one by one- shining the light of comfort and hope. Those are the ONLY friends that matter. (Terrible Quotes) Full disclosure here - I had a terrible crush on Smokey Robinson, like every other female on the planet. (Terrible Quotes) The one thing that’s terrible about traveling for fun is writing about it (Terrible Quotes) Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. (Terrible Quotes) I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin. (Terrible Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ (Terrible Quotes) You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny. (Terrible Quotes) To get nostalgic about other people’s music, or even about your own, makes a terrible statement about the condition of your life and your prospects for the future. (Terrible Quotes) Whether you have a great game or a terrible game, tomorrow’s another day and you’ve got to come out here and compete. (Terrible Quotes) I think this whole division between the genres has more to do with marketing than anything else. It’s terrible for the culture of music. (Terrible Quotes)

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