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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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While a book has got to be worthwhile from the point of view of the reader it's got to be worthwhile from the point of view of the writer as well (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I once absent mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, a bookshop assistant who knows buggerall but won't admit it (probably some kind of arts graduate) (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants - the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone and prevent warfare becoming a mere lower class brawl (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Perhaps, if you knew you were going to die, your senses crammed in as much detail as they could while they still had the chance (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It's a feeling inside that can hardly be contained (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Silverfish looked down. Oh. Are you a dwarf? Cuddy gave him a blank stare. Are you a giant? He said. Me? Of course not! Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. Right! Right! (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what we are (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: why is it so dark in here? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it. Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual (Terry Pratchett Quotes)