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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where’s your coffee? You’ve got coffee, haven’t you? C’mon, everyone’s got coffee! Spill the beans! (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She’d become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she’d taken to it well. She’d sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she’d beat herself to death with her own umbrella (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
… people didn’t seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colorful, if you liked the color of blood (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What is magic? There is the wizard’s explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They’d smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
... and the funny thing was that people who weren’t entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It was so loud and so deep, it wasn’t really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn’t (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He thought about how it might be to be, say, a fox confronted with an angry sheep. A sheep moreover, that could afford to employ wolves (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I wouldn’t trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire! (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you don’t know when to be a human being, you don’t know when to be a witch (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And what had he wanted? He’d never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do (Terry Pratchett Quotes)