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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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No, what he didn’t like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The more you think about it, the more amazing the everyday world of human beings becomes: most of it doesn’t actually exist at all (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Noble dragons don’t have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Sometimes words need music too. Sometimes the descriptions are not enough. Books should be written with soundtracks, like films (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you’re going to behave, I shan’t bring you again (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to death years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing the creator was a traditional method of patent protection (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
A good plan isn’t one where someone wins, it’s where nobody thinks they’ve lost (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
This time it had been magic. And it didn’t stop being magic just because you found out how it was done (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Dedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not mentioning their names here (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you’ll get a reputation as a truthful man (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
People don’t like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
People couldn’t become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They’ve got a mean streak (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Them as can do has to do for them as can’t. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they’re allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What was the point of education, he thought, if people went out afterward and used it? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)