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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They didn’t know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you’ve got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you’re alive, when you really shouldn’t be (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Oh, well... up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Everywhere’s been where it is ever since it was first put there. It’s called geography (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you’ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You’ve got to stop. You haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
People wanted the world to be a story, because stories had to sound right and they had to make sense. People wanted the world to make sense (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Whatever you choose, your choice will mean there are two new worlds. And perhaps sometimes, on the edge of sleep, we will see the shadow of the other world. There will be no unhappy memories (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
You were the kind of kid who couldn’t see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Although she was aware that somewhere under her complicated strata of vests and petticoats there was some skin, that didn’t mean to say she approved of it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man’s mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man’s got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That’s oppression, that is. If I’m not under the heel of the oppressor, I don’t know who is (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it’s the other way around (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
... it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve read it. Somewhere in a book on the history of false teeth there’ll be the making of a novel (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there’s no truth to go back to (Terry Pratchett Quotes)