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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of the laws of thermodynamics (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The girls were expected to grow up to be somebody’s wife. They were also expected to read and write, those being considered soft indoor jobs that were too fiddly for the boys (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Last hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Insofar as he’d formed any opinion of her, it was that she suffered from misplaced gentility and the mistaken belief that etiquette meant good breeding. She mistook mannerisms for manners (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Go anywhere you wish, talk to everyone. Ask any questions; you will be given answers. When you want to learn, you will be taught. Use the library. Open any book (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Incidentally, it’s best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Who’d want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn’t have to muck it out once a week (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The most important thing was that time had passed, pouring thousands of soothing seconds across the island. People need time to deal with the now before it runs away and becomes the then (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And, as always happens, and happens far too soon, the strange and wonderful becomes a memory and a memory becomes a dream. Tomorrow it’s gone (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
These weren’t cheap modern books; these were books bound in leather, and not just leather, but leather from clever cows who had given their lives for literature after a happy existence in the very best pastures (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably trying to stick pointed objects in bits of you (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn’t an enemy, he was a nemesis (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Steal five dollars and you’re a common thief. Steal thousands and you’re either the government or a hero (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it’s the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink (Terry Pratchett Quotes)