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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I’m not cruel, sir, I won’t shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He said it was better to belong where you don’t belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If there’s one thing that really annoys a God, it’s not knowing something (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
After all, when you seek advice from someone it’s certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy way is that the hard way works (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they do, and what they leave behind (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
A horse’s skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they’re lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I don’t think it’s weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The people who guard the rainbow don’t like those who get in the way of the sun (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Raise the stakes! Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It’s always surprising to be reminded that while you’re watching and thinking about people, all knowing and superior, they’re watching and thinking about you, right back at you (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The key to winning, as always, was looking as if you had every right, nay, duty to be where you were. It helped if you could also suggest in every line of your body that no one else had any rights to be doing anything, anywhere, whatsoever (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn’t see why anyone else should (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There’s always a story. It’s all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything’s got a story in it. Change the story, change the world (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
At least I know I’m bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe (Terry Pratchett Quotes)