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The Simpsons TV Show Quotes

Where’s the remote? Oh, it might as well be in China Picture Quote #1

Why must I be so voluptuous? Picture Quote #1

This sucks. Where’s that channel changer? I’ll give it a chance Picture Quote #1

No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying Picture Quote #1

I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer Picture Quote #1

Homer my face is up here. I already made my choice Picture Quote #1

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand Picture Quote #1

I thought you said the law was powerless. Powerless to help you, not punish you Picture Quote #1

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way Picture Quote #2

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic Picture Quote #1

Everyone's having fun but me Picture Quote #1

I'm a unicorn Picture Quote #1

Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension Picture Quote #1

If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest Picture Quote #1

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen Picture Quote #1

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! Picture Quote #1

Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop Picture Quote #1

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong Picture Quote #1

Ahhh. I’m just a big and toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed Picture Quote #1

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1

This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far Picture Quote #1

1995. Poor Homer! He’s going to be stuck in this dead end job forever. 2013. Man, I wish I can have that level of job security Picture Quote #1

Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what? Picture Quote #1

The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! Picture Quote #1

You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have... a dinosaur Picture Quote #1

Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer Picture Quote #1

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Where’s the remote? Oh, it might as well be in China (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Why must I be so voluptuous? (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) This sucks. Where’s that channel changer? I’ll give it a chance (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Homer my face is up here. I already made my choice (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) I thought you said the law was powerless. Powerless to help you, not punish you (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Everyone's having fun but me (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) I'm a unicorn (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Ahhh. I’m just a big and toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) 1995. Poor Homer! He’s going to be stuck in this dead end job forever. 2013. Man, I wish I can have that level of job security (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what? (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have... a dinosaur (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes) Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer (The Simpsons TV Show Quotes)