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Tig Notaro Quotes

I can’t believe I’m breathing and happy and thriving Picture Quote #1

I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born Picture Quote #1

My career has always kind of moved forward and upward. I’ve never had anything kind of stall out or go in the opposite direction. I’ve always kind of been moving in the right direction Picture Quote #1

One of my favorite songs is ‘Ghost’ by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented songwriters ever Picture Quote #1

There’s something a lot more self-conscious feeling when there’s cameras coming in for close-ups. It makes you very aware Picture Quote #1

When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit Picture Quote #1

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I talk about airplanes and things like that while my scars are on clear view Picture Quote #1

It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is Picture Quote #1

It’s almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I’m perfectly set up to have cancer. I have great health insurance, I have a savings account. I have work lined up. I have friends and family. I have the best doctors I can get Picture Quote #1

Basically I’m a female human being with brown hair, enjoy precision, reading the news, eating delicious food with my delicious friends and laughing at ridiculous things that don’t translate while you are desperately trying to make them Picture Quote #1

I didn’t like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, ‘I don’t know how she’s alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.’ Picture Quote #1

I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it’s intense. But I think it’s good for me - and therapeutic Picture Quote #1

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A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party Picture Quote #1

It was a free-for-all with music when I was growing up. My mother was a huge music fanatic so I was listening to everything from country to heavy metal to Indigo Girls to Elton John. I guess when I was really young I didn’t like Willie Nelson, and she obviously loved him. Now I do too, I’m so thankful to her for playing his music nonstop Picture Quote #1

I am just at tragedy right now Picture Quote #1

I’m the luckiest unlucky person Picture Quote #1

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense Picture Quote #1

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn’t my moment, this is a moment Picture Quote #1

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I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money Picture Quote #1

I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took Picture Quote #1

I didn’t have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time Picture Quote #1

When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit Picture Quote #1

It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is Picture Quote #1

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either Picture Quote #1

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I can’t believe I’m breathing and happy and thriving (Tig Notaro Quotes) I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born (Tig Notaro Quotes) My career has always kind of moved forward and upward. I’ve never had anything kind of stall out or go in the opposite direction. I’ve always kind of been moving in the right direction. (Tig Notaro Quotes) One of my favorite songs is ‘Ghost’ by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented songwriters ever. (Tig Notaro Quotes) There’s something a lot more self-conscious feeling when there’s cameras coming in for close-ups. It makes you very aware. (Tig Notaro Quotes) When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit. (Tig Notaro Quotes) I talk about airplanes and things like that while my scars are on clear view (Tig Notaro Quotes) It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is. (Tig Notaro Quotes) It’s almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I’m perfectly set up to have cancer. I have great health insurance, I have a savings account. I have work lined up. I have friends and family. I have the best doctors I can get. (Tig Notaro Quotes) Basically I’m a female human being with brown hair, enjoy precision, reading the news, eating delicious food with my delicious friends and laughing at ridiculous things that don’t translate while you are desperately trying to make them. (Tig Notaro Quotes) I didn’t like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, ‘I don’t know how she’s alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.’ (Tig Notaro Quotes) I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it’s intense. But I think it’s good for me - and therapeutic (Tig Notaro Quotes) A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party (Tig Notaro Quotes) It was a free-for-all with music when I was growing up. My mother was a huge music fanatic so I was listening to everything from country to heavy metal to Indigo Girls to Elton John. I guess when I was really young I didn’t like Willie Nelson, and she obviously loved him. Now I do too, I’m so thankful to her for playing his music nonstop (Tig Notaro Quotes) I am just at tragedy right now (Tig Notaro Quotes) I’m the luckiest unlucky person (Tig Notaro Quotes) My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense (Tig Notaro Quotes) When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn’t my moment, this is a moment (Tig Notaro Quotes) I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money (Tig Notaro Quotes) I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took (Tig Notaro Quotes) I didn’t have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time (Tig Notaro Quotes) When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit (Tig Notaro Quotes) It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is (Tig Notaro Quotes) Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either (Tig Notaro Quotes)