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Tim Allen Quotes

I’m a very bad student, but a great learner Picture Quote #1

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car Picture Quote #1

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship Picture Quote #1

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything Picture Quote #1

I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life Picture Quote #1

I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults Picture Quote #1

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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church Picture Quote #1

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car Picture Quote #1

I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques Picture Quote #1

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded Picture Quote #1

Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me Picture Quote #1

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon Picture Quote #1

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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive Picture Quote #1

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever Picture Quote #1

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they’re fun, they do things together, they’re best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom Picture Quote #1

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first Picture Quote #1

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously Picture Quote #1

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom Picture Quote #1

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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.) Picture Quote #1

In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it’s the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best Picture Quote #1

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels Picture Quote #1

The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the environment. You find that people that live on ranches tend to want to keep it that way, and I’ve always loved that about the hunters that I’ve known. They eat what they kill, and they carry it out. They don’t shoot for sport Picture Quote #1

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon Picture Quote #1

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best Picture Quote #1

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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify Picture Quote #1

In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers Picture Quote #1

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days Picture Quote #1

I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats Picture Quote #1

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing Picture Quote #1

Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you Picture Quote #1

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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner (Tim Allen Quotes) I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car (Tim Allen Quotes) In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship (Tim Allen Quotes) Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything (Tim Allen Quotes) I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life. (Tim Allen Quotes) I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults. (Tim Allen Quotes) For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church (Tim Allen Quotes) I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car. (Tim Allen Quotes) I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques (Tim Allen Quotes) Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. (Tim Allen Quotes) Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me (Tim Allen Quotes) Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon (Tim Allen Quotes) Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. (Tim Allen Quotes) I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever (Tim Allen Quotes) Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they’re fun, they do things together, they’re best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom (Tim Allen Quotes) Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first. (Tim Allen Quotes) While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously (Tim Allen Quotes) Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom (Tim Allen Quotes) I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.) (Tim Allen Quotes) In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it’s the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best (Tim Allen Quotes) The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. (Tim Allen Quotes) The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the environment. You find that people that live on ranches tend to want to keep it that way, and I’ve always loved that about the hunters that I’ve known. They eat what they kill, and they carry it out. They don’t shoot for sport (Tim Allen Quotes) Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. (Tim Allen Quotes) My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. (Tim Allen Quotes) I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify. (Tim Allen Quotes) In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. (Tim Allen Quotes) A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days (Tim Allen Quotes) I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats. (Tim Allen Quotes) I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing. (Tim Allen Quotes) Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you. (Tim Allen Quotes)

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