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A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don’t but you never stop chasing them (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Don’t make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Relieve stress through hysterical screaming (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Nothing builds confidence like live ammo (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
It’s only socialism if the money goes down, not up (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won’t let things go? They’re called cops (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can’t be right. So I’ve prepared a little experiment (Tim Dorsey Quotes)
These are different animals now. They’re starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation (Tim Dorsey Quotes)