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Tits Quotes

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off Picture Quote #1

So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's not as easy as it looks! Picture Quote #1

They’re really designed so that our black coat will give you a waist, our trousers will hide your saddle bags, our cashmere makes your tits look great Picture Quote #1

Too many piglets not enough tits Picture Quote #1

Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say Picture Quote #1

Sorry my tits aren’t bigger Picture Quote #1

Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional Picture Quote #1

Tits always look better in a pink sweater Picture Quote #1

You know, in ten years you’re gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that? Picture Quote #1

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it’s often in huge tits, too Picture Quote #1

Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten Picture Quote #1

Calm your tits Picture Quote #1

Rappin bout blunts and broads, Tits and bras, mÃƒÂ©nage Ãƒ trois, sex in expensive cars Picture Quote #1

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late Picture Quote #1

You want to dance with me, angel tits? Picture Quote #1

I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses Picture Quote #1

The sand dunes look like two tits Picture Quote #1

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is Picture Quote #1

One of my fantasies is that you stop staring at my tits Picture Quote #1

In my next life, I’d like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

It’s my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it’s smaller and I’m happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they’re mine! Picture Quote #1

So … uh … I’d better explain the tits. Um … didn’t have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum … even though I asked Picture Quote #1

My adolescence was all tits and champagne. I’m downplaying the magic of it all Picture Quote #1

Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits Picture Quote #1

It was strange to be naked in front of anybody. It was like that cold water out there in the bay: scary, you didn’t think you could stand it, but then you plunged in and pretty soon you got used to it. There was enough hiding in life. Sometimes you just wanted to show somebody your tits Picture Quote #1

Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet Picture Quote #1

Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing wrong with my tits but I don’t go around throwing them in people’s faces Picture Quote #1

Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I’m famous for my tits Picture Quote #1

Good lord woman. If I had tits like yours I’d own half the world by now Picture Quote #1

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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off (Tits Quotes) So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's not as easy as it looks! (Tits Quotes) They’re really designed so that our black coat will give you a waist, our trousers will hide your saddle bags, our cashmere makes your tits look great (Tits Quotes) Too many piglets not enough tits (Tits Quotes) Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say (Tits Quotes) Sorry my tits aren’t bigger (Tits Quotes) Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional (Tits Quotes) Tits always look better in a pink sweater (Tits Quotes) You know, in ten years you’re gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that? (Tits Quotes) They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it’s often in huge tits, too (Tits Quotes) Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten (Tits Quotes) Calm your tits (Tits Quotes) Rappin bout blunts and broads, Tits and bras, mÃƒÂ©nage Ãƒ trois, sex in expensive cars... (Tits Quotes) I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late (Tits Quotes) You want to dance with me, angel tits? (Tits Quotes) I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses (Tits Quotes) The sand dunes look like two tits (Tits Quotes) You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is (Tits Quotes) One of my fantasies is that you stop staring at my tits (Tits Quotes) In my next life, I’d like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you’ve ever seen. (Tits Quotes) It’s my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it’s smaller and I’m happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they’re mine! (Tits Quotes) So … uh … I’d better explain the tits. Um … didn’t have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum … even though I asked (Tits Quotes) My adolescence was all tits and champagne. I’m downplaying the magic of it all (Tits Quotes) Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits (Tits Quotes) It was strange to be naked in front of anybody. It was like that cold water out there in the bay: scary, you didn’t think you could stand it, but then you plunged in and pretty soon you got used to it. There was enough hiding in life. Sometimes you just wanted to show somebody your tits (Tits Quotes) Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet. (Tits Quotes) Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy. (Tits Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with my tits but I don’t go around throwing them in people’s faces. (Tits Quotes) Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I’m famous for my tits. (Tits Quotes) Good lord woman. If I had tits like yours I’d own half the world by now. (Tits Quotes)

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