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Todd Barry Quotes

You always think you’re better than you are in the beginning Picture Quote #1

I’m particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone Picture Quote #1

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy Picture Quote #1

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days Picture Quote #1

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange Picture Quote #1

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act Picture Quote #1

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There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake Picture Quote #1

I’m traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy Picture Quote #1

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2 Picture Quote #1

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn’t work Picture Quote #1

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up Picture Quote #1

It’s cool to go to a place that has posters up and it’s one night only. It feels more special Picture Quote #1

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Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it’s just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere Picture Quote #1

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that Picture Quote #1

I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value Picture Quote #1

I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians Picture Quote #1

I don’t really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I’d be a contrarian pirate Picture Quote #1

I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don’t think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage Picture Quote #1

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I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I’ve never even thought about, and they’re right Picture Quote #1

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things Picture Quote #1

I’d rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place Picture Quote #1

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward Picture Quote #1

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... This sick urge to try it instead of just watching it Picture Quote #1

People don’t understand that that’s really what it is. They’re looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people Picture Quote #1

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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend Picture Quote #1

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it’s not that brutal. It’s only $6 Picture Quote #1

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You always think you’re better than you are in the beginning (Todd Barry Quotes) I’m particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone (Todd Barry Quotes) And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy (Todd Barry Quotes) Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days (Todd Barry Quotes) I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange (Todd Barry Quotes) My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act (Todd Barry Quotes) There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake (Todd Barry Quotes) I’m traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy (Todd Barry Quotes) I have a podiatrist appointment at 2 (Todd Barry Quotes) I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn’t work (Todd Barry Quotes) I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up (Todd Barry Quotes) It’s cool to go to a place that has posters up and it’s one night only. It feels more special (Todd Barry Quotes) Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it’s just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere (Todd Barry Quotes) I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that (Todd Barry Quotes) I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value (Todd Barry Quotes) I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians (Todd Barry Quotes) I don’t really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I’d be a contrarian pirate (Todd Barry Quotes) I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don’t think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage (Todd Barry Quotes) I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I’ve never even thought about, and they’re right (Todd Barry Quotes) I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things (Todd Barry Quotes) I’d rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place (Todd Barry Quotes) If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward (Todd Barry Quotes) I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... This sick urge to try it instead of just watching it (Todd Barry Quotes) People don’t understand that that’s really what it is. They’re looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people (Todd Barry Quotes) I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend (Todd Barry Quotes) You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it’s not that brutal. It’s only $6 (Todd Barry Quotes)

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