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Toddler Quotes

Silence is golden... unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very, very suspicious Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter if you’re a dog, if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it Picture Quote #1

Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down Picture Quote #1

The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe Picture Quote #1

The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion Picture Quote #1

Time to a writer is like play dough in the hands of a toddler Picture Quote #1

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As a single parent, I had become tyrannical in order to survive, and anything I couldn’t control caused me enormous anxiety. As a naturally untidy, disorganised man who never made lists or kept receipts, morphing into someone who could take care of a toddler on his own may have caused me to overcompensate a little Picture Quote #1

It’s perfectly possible to love your toddler but struggle to like them when times are hard Picture Quote #1

Thank God. Now maybe he’ll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in ‘thinking’ old. Although I’ve transitioned through many bodies - a baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult, mid-life and older adult - my spirit is unchanged. I support my body with exercise, my mind with reading and writing, and my spirit with the knowing that I am part of the Divine source of all life Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks Picture Quote #1

I’ve been watching Michael J. Fox since I was a toddler, basically. I watched all the ‘Back to the Future’ movies! I’ve been a fan my whole life Picture Quote #1

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I was attacked by a dog when I was a toddler, and my injuries were so bad, I spent quite a bit of my childhood in and out of hospital. Books were absolutely my salvation during those years Picture Quote #1

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen Picture Quote #1

I’m sure the other kids wouldn’t mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks Picture Quote #1

Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You’re very tired, but it’s so wonderful. God, it’s emotional, but it’s the best. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else Picture Quote #1

My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like apples, I think that, at this juncture, it is a story that just has to be believed Picture Quote #1

I definitely have a Luddite’s approach to what’s going on. I find that as I get older, I get stupider. For me, the iPhone is harder than reading Faust. I’ve been hanging out a bit with Lou Reed, and he’s the complete opposite. He’s into technology and is kind of like a toddler, compared to me, who’s like an old 19th-century widow or something Picture Quote #1

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At the age of eighty, the Dalai Lama has begun to discuss a range of prospects for the future disposition of his soul. Traditionally, after he dies, a search party of senior monks would set out to locate his new incarnation, who is most often a boy toddler, who goes on to be trained as a monk and a leader Picture Quote #1

My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis when I was a toddler, so I feel a great deal of empathy for people who are struggling with disease Picture Quote #1

In 1979, when I was toddler, the Russians invaded Afghanistan, and my whole family fled to Vienna, Virginia. Far from home, my parents were determined to raise my two sisters and me according to Afghan traditions Picture Quote #1

No child wants to fall off a jungle gym or slide. Accidents are an unfortunate fact of life, but to lower every last slide and jungle gym to a height that would only interest a toddler is doing our children a grave disservice Picture Quote #1

My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis when I was a toddler, so I feel a great deal of empathy for people who are struggling with disease Picture Quote #1

The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is. The adolescent says no to assert who she is not Picture Quote #1

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Every try to take a toy away from a toddler? They don’t like that, do they? They start kicking and screaming. Best way to take a toy away from a toddler is distract the kid, give him something else to play with. Instead of trying to forcefully take thoughts out of your mind, give your mind something better to play with Picture Quote #1

I hope they remember the good stuff, when I was a baby, a toddler, when they still had hopes and dreams for their little girl, their miracle child. In truth they were good to me. They were only doing what they knew how to do; what they thought was best Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks Picture Quote #1

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light Picture Quote #1

America is a country that seems forever to be toddler or teenager, at those two stages of human development characterized by conflict between autonomy and security Picture Quote #1

Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You’re very tired, but it’s so wonderful. God, it’s emotional, but it’s the best. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else Picture Quote #1

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Silence is golden... unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very, very suspicious (Toddler Quotes) It doesn’t matter if you’re a dog, if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it (Toddler Quotes) Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down (Toddler Quotes) The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe (Toddler Quotes) The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion (Toddler Quotes) Time to a writer is like play dough in the hands of a toddler (Toddler Quotes) As a single parent, I had become tyrannical in order to survive, and anything I couldn’t control caused me enormous anxiety. As a naturally untidy, disorganised man who never made lists or kept receipts, morphing into someone who could take care of a toddler on his own may have caused me to overcompensate a little (Toddler Quotes) It’s perfectly possible to love your toddler but struggle to like them when times are hard (Toddler Quotes) Thank God. Now maybe he’ll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time (Toddler Quotes) I don’t believe in ‘thinking’ old. Although I’ve transitioned through many bodies - a baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult, mid-life and older adult - my spirit is unchanged. I support my body with exercise, my mind with reading and writing, and my spirit with the knowing that I am part of the Divine source of all life. (Toddler Quotes) Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. (Toddler Quotes) I’ve been watching Michael J. Fox since I was a toddler, basically. I watched all the ‘Back to the Future’ movies! I’ve been a fan my whole life. (Toddler Quotes) I was attacked by a dog when I was a toddler, and my injuries were so bad, I spent quite a bit of my childhood in and out of hospital. Books were absolutely my salvation during those years. (Toddler Quotes) Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen. (Toddler Quotes) I’m sure the other kids wouldn’t mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. (Toddler Quotes) Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You’re very tired, but it’s so wonderful. God, it’s emotional, but it’s the best. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. (Toddler Quotes) My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like apples, I think that, at this juncture, it is a story that just has to be believed. (Toddler Quotes) I definitely have a Luddite’s approach to what’s going on. I find that as I get older, I get stupider. For me, the iPhone is harder than reading Faust. I’ve been hanging out a bit with Lou Reed, and he’s the complete opposite. He’s into technology and is kind of like a toddler, compared to me, who’s like an old 19th-century widow or something. (Toddler Quotes) At the age of eighty, the Dalai Lama has begun to discuss a range of prospects for the future disposition of his soul. Traditionally, after he dies, a search party of senior monks would set out to locate his new incarnation, who is most often a boy toddler, who goes on to be trained as a monk and a leader. (Toddler Quotes) My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis when I was a toddler, so I feel a great deal of empathy for people who are struggling with disease. (Toddler Quotes) In 1979, when I was toddler, the Russians invaded Afghanistan, and my whole family fled to Vienna, Virginia. Far from home, my parents were determined to raise my two sisters and me according to Afghan traditions. (Toddler Quotes) No child wants to fall off a jungle gym or slide. Accidents are an unfortunate fact of life, but to lower every last slide and jungle gym to a height that would only interest a toddler is doing our children a grave disservice (Toddler Quotes) My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis when I was a toddler, so I feel a great deal of empathy for people who are struggling with disease (Toddler Quotes) The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is. The adolescent says no to assert who she is not (Toddler Quotes) Every try to take a toy away from a toddler? They don’t like that, do they? They start kicking and screaming. Best way to take a toy away from a toddler is distract the kid, give him something else to play with. Instead of trying to forcefully take thoughts out of your mind, give your mind something better to play with (Toddler Quotes) I hope they remember the good stuff, when I was a baby, a toddler, when they still had hopes and dreams for their little girl, their miracle child. In truth they were good to me. They were only doing what they knew how to do; what they thought was best (Toddler Quotes) Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks (Toddler Quotes) The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light (Toddler Quotes) America is a country that seems forever to be toddler or teenager, at those two stages of human development characterized by conflict between autonomy and security (Toddler Quotes) Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You’re very tired, but it’s so wonderful. God, it’s emotional, but it’s the best. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else (Toddler Quotes)

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