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Toilet Paper Quotes

Meanwhile at Taco Bell Picture Quote #1

Now is not the time to save the planet Picture Quote #1

The people have spoken Picture Quote #1

Jackpot... Where does I start? Picture Quote #1

I hate my job. Oh please! Picture Quote #1

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? Picture Quote #1

Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down Picture Quote #1

Where’s your God now? Picture Quote #1

How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper Picture Quote #1

0 days since the last toilet paper massacre Picture Quote #1

Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free Picture Quote #1

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time Picture Quote #1

Because we’ve become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we talking? ‘Cause I don’t want to have to play Beat the Clock in the thicket Picture Quote #1

Like when I’m in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I’m like ‘Wow! That’s toilet paper?’ I don’t know if we appreciate how much we have Picture Quote #1

Can’t nobody [mess] with me. I’m like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I’m definitely proven to be effective Picture Quote #1

When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in Picture Quote #1

Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario are being clear-cut to make the stuff. These forests are home to some 500 First Nation communities, as well as caribou and bears, moose and wolves, and, in the summertime, billions of songbirds Picture Quote #1

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we’d look at the pictures Picture Quote #1

I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I’ve had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let’s start at our base level. We didn’t have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I live with three boys, and I can’t tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it Picture Quote #1

Life before toilet paper was not worth living Picture Quote #1

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper Picture Quote #1

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper Picture Quote #1

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Meanwhile at Taco Bell (Toilet Paper Quotes) Now is not the time to save the planet (Toilet Paper Quotes) The people have spoken (Toilet Paper Quotes) Jackpot... Where does I start? (Toilet Paper Quotes) I hate my job. Oh please! (Toilet Paper Quotes) Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? (Toilet Paper Quotes) Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down (Toilet Paper Quotes) Where’s your God now? (Toilet Paper Quotes) How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) 0 days since the last toilet paper massacre (Toilet Paper Quotes) Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free (Toilet Paper Quotes) The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time (Toilet Paper Quotes) Because we’ve become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we talking? ‘Cause I don’t want to have to play Beat the Clock in the thicket (Toilet Paper Quotes) Like when I’m in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I’m like ‘Wow! That’s toilet paper?’ I don’t know if we appreciate how much we have (Toilet Paper Quotes) Can’t nobody [mess] with me. I’m like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I’m definitely proven to be effective (Toilet Paper Quotes) When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in. (Toilet Paper Quotes) Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario are being clear-cut to make the stuff. These forests are home to some 500 First Nation communities, as well as caribou and bears, moose and wolves, and, in the summertime, billions of songbirds (Toilet Paper Quotes) My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we’d look at the pictures (Toilet Paper Quotes) I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I’ve had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it (Toilet Paper Quotes) Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. (Toilet Paper Quotes) There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let’s start at our base level. We didn’t have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom. (Toilet Paper Quotes) I live with three boys, and I can’t tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it. (Toilet Paper Quotes) Life before toilet paper was not worth living (Toilet Paper Quotes) Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) I like getting toilet paper thrown at me (Toilet Paper Quotes) I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)

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