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Toilet Paper Quotes

Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and bullets at the right place at the right time. In other words, you must win through superior logistics Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom Picture Quote #1

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes Picture Quote #1

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper Picture Quote #1

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed Picture Quote #1

I really can’t be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that’s nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under Picture Quote #1

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting Picture Quote #1

As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes Picture Quote #1

If we all had what we wanted to eat... We’d have inflation in the toilet paper industry Picture Quote #1

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one Picture Quote #1

The way we live our daily lives is what most effects the situation of the world. If we can change our daily lives, then we can change our governments and can change the world. Our president and governments are us. They reflect our lifestyle and our way of thinking. The way we hold a cup of tea, pick up the newspaper or even use toilet paper are directly related to peace Picture Quote #1

I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I’m amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off Picture Quote #1

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it’s a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas? Picture Quote #1

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists Picture Quote #1

When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in Picture Quote #1

How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? Picture Quote #1

It’s expensive to keep communism alive today. I’ve already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can’t reduce it by exporting tomatoes or toilet paper. We should be making dollars any way we can. And we should be exporting arms any way and every way, openly and secretly, legally or by smuggling, I don’t care how Picture Quote #1

How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form Picture Quote #1

When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter. Any typewriter. All the ones who wrote on a matchbook covers. Paper bags. Toilet paper. Who had their writing destroyed by their jailers. Who persisted beyond all odds Picture Quote #1

I don’t think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it’s something they can use. It’s not something they live Picture Quote #1

France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can’t tear the toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am Picture Quote #1

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper Picture Quote #1

You can’t put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there’s a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you’re done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up Picture Quote #1

I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe Picture Quote #1

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Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and bullets at the right place at the right time. In other words, you must win through superior logistics (Toilet Paper Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom (Toilet Paper Quotes) Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes (Toilet Paper Quotes) France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed (Toilet Paper Quotes) I really can’t be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that’s nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under (Toilet Paper Quotes) I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting (Toilet Paper Quotes) As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to (Toilet Paper Quotes) I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes (Toilet Paper Quotes) If we all had what we wanted to eat... We’d have inflation in the toilet paper industry (Toilet Paper Quotes) The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one (Toilet Paper Quotes) The way we live our daily lives is what most effects the situation of the world. If we can change our daily lives, then we can change our governments and can change the world. Our president and governments are us. They reflect our lifestyle and our way of thinking. The way we hold a cup of tea, pick up the newspaper or even use toilet paper are directly related to peace (Toilet Paper Quotes) I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I’m amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off (Toilet Paper Quotes) One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it’s a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas? (Toilet Paper Quotes) Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists (Toilet Paper Quotes) When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in (Toilet Paper Quotes) How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? (Toilet Paper Quotes) It’s expensive to keep communism alive today. I’ve already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can’t reduce it by exporting tomatoes or toilet paper. We should be making dollars any way we can. And we should be exporting arms any way and every way, openly and secretly, legally or by smuggling, I don’t care how (Toilet Paper Quotes) How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form (Toilet Paper Quotes) When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter. Any typewriter. All the ones who wrote on a matchbook covers. Paper bags. Toilet paper. Who had their writing destroyed by their jailers. Who persisted beyond all odds (Toilet Paper Quotes) I don’t think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it’s something they can use. It’s not something they live (Toilet Paper Quotes) France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can’t tear the toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am (Toilet Paper Quotes) Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources (Toilet Paper Quotes) Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes) You can’t put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there’s a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you’re done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up (Toilet Paper Quotes) I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe (Toilet Paper Quotes)

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