Toilet Paper Quotes
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Meanwhile at Taco Bell (Toilet Paper Quotes)
0 days since the last toilet paper massacre (Toilet Paper Quotes)
How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Where’s your God now? (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? (Toilet Paper Quotes)
I hate my job. Oh please! (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Jackpot... Where does I start? (Toilet Paper Quotes)
The people have spoken (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Now is not the time to save the planet (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Life before toilet paper was not worth living (Toilet Paper Quotes)
I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper (Toilet Paper Quotes)
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me (Toilet Paper Quotes)
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form (Toilet Paper Quotes)
I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe (Toilet Paper Quotes)