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Toilet Quotes

Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Picture Quote #1

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid Picture Quote #1

Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom Picture Quote #1

Will you watch your ruddy language, my ears are not a toilet Picture Quote #1

Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet Picture Quote #1

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet Picture Quote #1

It is the toilet of death, but it leads to immortality Picture Quote #1

I do all my interviews on the toilet Picture Quote #1

I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? Picture Quote #1

Life begins with everyone clapping when you poop, then goes downhill from there Picture Quote #1

Life before toilet paper was not worth living Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet Picture Quote #1

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care Picture Quote #1

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet Picture Quote #1

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet Picture Quote #1

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free Picture Quote #1

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come Picture Quote #1

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet, Picture Quote #1

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet Picture Quote #1

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler Picture Quote #1

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me Picture Quote #1

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet Picture Quote #1

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Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar (Toilet Quotes) I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid (Toilet Quotes) Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom (Toilet Quotes) Will you watch your ruddy language, my ears are not a toilet (Toilet Quotes) Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore (Toilet Quotes) I wouldn’t go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet (Toilet Quotes) She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (Toilet Quotes) It is the toilet of death, but it leads to immortality (Toilet Quotes) I do all my interviews on the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? (Toilet Quotes) Life begins with everyone clapping when you poop, then goes downhill from there (Toilet Quotes) Life before toilet paper was not worth living (Toilet Quotes) There’s nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet (Toilet Quotes) You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care (Toilet Quotes) Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet (Toilet Quotes) The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet. (Toilet Quotes) Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free (Toilet Quotes) Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. (Toilet Quotes) Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet, (Toilet Quotes) All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler (Toilet Quotes) Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet (Toilet Quotes) I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) I like getting toilet paper thrown at me (Toilet Quotes) I always have my best thoughts on the toilet (Toilet Quotes)

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