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Toilet Quotes

The cat slipped and fell into the toilet. I was pushed Picture Quote #1

Privacy screen Picture Quote #1

How I look when walking into a Porta-Potty Picture Quote #1

I pooped today! Picture Quote #1

Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this Picture Quote #1

Now is not the time to save the planet Picture Quote #1

Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory? Picture Quote #1

Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down Picture Quote #1

Chicks be like.. you left the toilet seat up Picture Quote #1

You... had better make the right choices here Picture Quote #1

Knock. Knock. I’m poopin. Knock. Knock. I’m pooping! Picture Quote #1

My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee Picture Quote #1

Meanwhile at Taco Bell Picture Quote #1

Put me down Picture Quote #1

My three year old daughter said she needed raisins Picture Quote #1

Would you like sparkling or tap? or toilet? Picture Quote #1

When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee Picture Quote #1

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? Picture Quote #1

What are you doing? You can't pee without me Picture Quote #1

Seriously? They make you poop outside? Picture Quote #1

What the hell are you doing? I drink from there Picture Quote #1

How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Don't you ever knock? Picture Quote #1

To pee or not to pee Picture Quote #1

Where’s your God now? Picture Quote #1

Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore Picture Quote #1

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid Picture Quote #1

Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom Picture Quote #1

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Picture Quote #1

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The cat slipped and fell into the toilet. I was pushed (Toilet Quotes) Privacy screen (Toilet Quotes) How I look when walking into a Porta-Potty (Toilet Quotes) I pooped today! (Toilet Quotes) Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this (Toilet Quotes) Now is not the time to save the planet (Toilet Quotes) Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory? (Toilet Quotes) Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down (Toilet Quotes) Chicks be like.. you left the toilet seat up (Toilet Quotes) You... had better make the right choices here (Toilet Quotes) Knock. Knock. I’m poopin. Knock. Knock. I’m pooping! (Toilet Quotes) My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Toilet Quotes) Meanwhile at Taco Bell (Toilet Quotes) Put me down (Toilet Quotes) My three year old daughter said she needed raisins (Toilet Quotes) Would you like sparkling or tap? or toilet? (Toilet Quotes) When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee (Toilet Quotes) Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? (Toilet Quotes) What are you doing? You can't pee without me (Toilet Quotes) Seriously? They make you poop outside? (Toilet Quotes) What the hell are you doing? I drink from there (Toilet Quotes) How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) Don't you ever knock? (Toilet Quotes) To pee or not to pee (Toilet Quotes) Where’s your God now? (Toilet Quotes) Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore (Toilet Quotes) I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid (Toilet Quotes) Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom (Toilet Quotes) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar (Toilet Quotes)

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