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Toilet Quotes

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you’re on the toilet Picture Quote #1

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show Picture Quote #1

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! Picture Quote #1

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet Picture Quote #1

There’s no place like home. And there’s no toilet like your own Picture Quote #1

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper Picture Quote #1

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You’d think none of us had bladders Picture Quote #1

If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet Picture Quote #1

Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet Picture Quote #1

When you have kids remember to teach them how to hold your head over a toilet Picture Quote #1

Not to go to the theatre is like making one’s toilet without a mirror Picture Quote #1

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet Picture Quote #1

I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe Picture Quote #1

How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form Picture Quote #1

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet Picture Quote #1

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If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you’re on the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show (Toilet Quotes) Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! (Toilet Quotes) You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet (Toilet Quotes) There’s no place like home. And there’s no toilet like your own (Toilet Quotes) I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper (Toilet Quotes) No one goes to the toilet in novels. You’d think none of us had bladders (Toilet Quotes) If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) When you have kids remember to teach them how to hold your head over a toilet (Toilet Quotes) Not to go to the theatre is like making one’s toilet without a mirror (Toilet Quotes) You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe (Toilet Quotes) How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form (Toilet Quotes) Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet (Toilet Quotes)

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