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Toilet Quotes

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! Picture Quote #1

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet Picture Quote #1

There’s no place like home. And there’s no toilet like your own Picture Quote #1

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come Picture Quote #1

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free Picture Quote #1

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet, Picture Quote #1

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet Picture Quote #1

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet Picture Quote #1

I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet Picture Quote #1

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet Picture Quote #1

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed Picture Quote #1

If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet Picture Quote #1

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful Picture Quote #1

I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet Picture Quote #1

I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe Picture Quote #1

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet Picture Quote #1

Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate Picture Quote #1

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money Picture Quote #1

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book Picture Quote #1

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper Picture Quote #1

From the stage I’ve seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour Picture Quote #1

Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Picture Quote #1

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet Picture Quote #1

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse Picture Quote #1

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it’s some weird coloured embossed stuff Picture Quote #1

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper Picture Quote #1

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it Picture Quote #1

To wash one’s hair, make one’s toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still produce an inner pleasure Picture Quote #1

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

It’s a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half cartons of milk in the fridge to go sour; that everyday functional things will outlive us and prove that we weren’t ready to go; that we weren’t smart or knowing or heroic; that we were just animals whose animal bodies stopped working without any sort of schedule or any consent from us Picture Quote #1

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Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! (Toilet Quotes) You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet (Toilet Quotes) There’s no place like home. And there’s no toilet like your own (Toilet Quotes) Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. (Toilet Quotes) Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free (Toilet Quotes) Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet, (Toilet Quotes) All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet. (Toilet Quotes) I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet (Toilet Quotes) When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed (Toilet Quotes) If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet (Toilet Quotes) Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful (Toilet Quotes) I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe (Toilet Quotes) It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate (Toilet Quotes) Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money (Toilet Quotes) I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book (Toilet Quotes) It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) From the stage I’ve seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour (Toilet Quotes) Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? (Toilet Quotes) The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet (Toilet Quotes) Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse (Toilet Quotes) You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it’s some weird coloured embossed stuff (Toilet Quotes) France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it (Toilet Quotes) To wash one’s hair, make one’s toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still produce an inner pleasure (Toilet Quotes) Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) It’s a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half cartons of milk in the fridge to go sour; that everyday functional things will outlive us and prove that we weren’t ready to go; that we weren’t smart or knowing or heroic; that we were just animals whose animal bodies stopped working without any sort of schedule or any consent from us (Toilet Quotes)

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