Toilet Seat Quotes
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I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat (Toilet Seat Quotes)
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you (Toilet Seat Quotes)
Don’t, Ginny, we’ll send you loads of owls. We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum (Toilet Seat Quotes)
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat (Toilet Seat Quotes)
Chicks be like.. you left the toilet seat up (Toilet Seat Quotes)
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn’t believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat (Toilet Seat Quotes)
Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? (Toilet Seat Quotes)
It’s probably not love if you don’t press your face to the toilet seat after they’ve used it to feel their warmth (Toilet Seat Quotes)
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in (Toilet Seat Quotes)
You’re asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can’t buy a toilet seat for under $600 (Toilet Seat Quotes)
If you want to play a cool punk club, that’s great - but punk clubs don’t have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues (Toilet Seat Quotes)