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Tom Lehrer Quotes

Bad weather always looks worse through a window Picture Quote #1

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way Picture Quote #1

So long, mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me Picture Quote #1

I’ll look for you when the war is over, an hour and a half from now! Picture Quote #1

Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air! Picture Quote #1

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Picture Quote #1

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You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango Picture Quote #1

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? Picture Quote #1

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up Picture Quote #1

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines Picture Quote #1

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you Picture Quote #1

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers Picture Quote #1

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Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer Picture Quote #1

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity Picture Quote #1

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will Picture Quote #1

Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it Picture Quote #1

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them Picture Quote #1

The people who came to hear me perform or to buy my records were not the type who would be offended. But I gather that there were other people who were offended Picture Quote #1

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You know, of all the songs I have ever sung, that is the one I’ve had the most requests not to Picture Quote #1

I’d like to take you now, on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget for a while your drab, wretched lives Picture Quote #1

Oh, soon we’ll be out amid the cold world’s strife. Soon we’ll be sliding down the razor blade of life. Oooh Picture Quote #1

In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer Picture Quote #1

I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear Picture Quote #1

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one shot, one song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun Picture Quote #1

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There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow Picture Quote #1

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years Picture Quote #1

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up Picture Quote #1

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Picture Quote #1

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it Picture Quote #1

The Army has carried the American... ideal to it's logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability Picture Quote #1

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way (Tom Lehrer Quotes) So long, mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I’ll look for you when the war is over, an hour and a half from now! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? (Tom Lehrer Quotes) You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up (Tom Lehrer Quotes) They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity (Tom Lehrer Quotes) If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them (Tom Lehrer Quotes) The people who came to hear me perform or to buy my records were not the type who would be offended. But I gather that there were other people who were offended (Tom Lehrer Quotes) You know, of all the songs I have ever sung, that is the one I’ve had the most requests not to (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I’d like to take you now, on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget for a while your drab, wretched lives (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Oh, soon we’ll be out amid the cold world’s strife. Soon we’ll be sliding down the razor blade of life. Oooh (Tom Lehrer Quotes) In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear (Tom Lehrer Quotes) My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one shot, one song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun (Tom Lehrer Quotes) There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow (Tom Lehrer Quotes) It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it (Tom Lehrer Quotes) The Army has carried the American... ideal to it's logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability (Tom Lehrer Quotes)

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