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Tommy Chong Quotes

I’m just glad I can make a difference in someone’s life Picture Quote #1

No. Maceo played sax, didn’t he, well they used to sit in Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy Picture Quote #1

I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I’m a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my life Picture Quote #1

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I’d kick back Picture Quote #1

To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People’s attitudes would change. It would be a better place Picture Quote #1

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You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger Picture Quote #1

There’s the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that’s the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit Picture Quote #1

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a ‘brother.’ Picture Quote #1

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead Picture Quote #1

You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn’t need a costume. You’d give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There’s no doubt about it Picture Quote #1

But you can’t exercise and be high. It’s impossible Picture Quote #1

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If I don’t get paid I’m going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane Picture Quote #1

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out Picture Quote #1

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world Picture Quote #1

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies Picture Quote #1

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call Picture Quote #1

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You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. and when George Bush Jr. Got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I’d felt that we had grown above that, you know? Picture Quote #1

Religion is run by thought police. ‘Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don’t ask questions. Go die for your country.’ The spirituality says, ‘Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you’re doing while you’re doing it.’ Picture Quote #1

People try to put ownership on things: ‘That’s mine, that’s my joke.’ No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, ‘Oh, that’s Charlie Chaplin.’ You know what I mean? You can’t own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can’t own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh Picture Quote #1

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn’t matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you’d get the girls Picture Quote #1

Just the thought of anything Hawaiian gets me high! I appreciate the good cannabis that people have spent years perfecting but I also enjoy the cheap stuff. I guess you could say I like it all Picture Quote #1

I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good Picture Quote #1

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We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along Picture Quote #1

People didn’t relate to me as being Chinese or white, just being a hippie, a long-haired hippie Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are Picture Quote #1

I’ve always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at age 18 ... from school. To me, retirement means doing what you want to do without worrying about getting paid for it Picture Quote #1

The thing is about Cheech and Chong, we’ve brought more families together than Dr. Phil Picture Quote #1

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I’m just glad I can make a difference in someone’s life (Tommy Chong Quotes) No. Maceo played sax, didn’t he, well they used to sit in (Tommy Chong Quotes) The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy (Tommy Chong Quotes) I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I’m a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my life. (Tommy Chong Quotes) Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I’d kick back. (Tommy Chong Quotes) To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People’s attitudes would change. It would be a better place. (Tommy Chong Quotes) You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger. (Tommy Chong Quotes) There’s the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that’s the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit (Tommy Chong Quotes) I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a ‘brother.’ (Tommy Chong Quotes) I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead (Tommy Chong Quotes) You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn’t need a costume. You’d give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There’s no doubt about it (Tommy Chong Quotes) But you can’t exercise and be high. It’s impossible (Tommy Chong Quotes) If I don’t get paid I’m going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane (Tommy Chong Quotes) We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out (Tommy Chong Quotes) Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world (Tommy Chong Quotes) The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya (Tommy Chong Quotes) Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies (Tommy Chong Quotes) Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call (Tommy Chong Quotes) You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. and when George Bush Jr. Got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I’d felt that we had grown above that, you know? (Tommy Chong Quotes) Religion is run by thought police. ‘Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don’t ask questions. Go die for your country.’ The spirituality says, ‘Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you’re doing while you’re doing it.’ (Tommy Chong Quotes) People try to put ownership on things: ‘That’s mine, that’s my joke.’ No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, ‘Oh, that’s Charlie Chaplin.’ You know what I mean? You can’t own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can’t own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh (Tommy Chong Quotes) I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn’t matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you’d get the girls. (Tommy Chong Quotes) Just the thought of anything Hawaiian gets me high! I appreciate the good cannabis that people have spent years perfecting but I also enjoy the cheap stuff. I guess you could say I like it all. (Tommy Chong Quotes) I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good. (Tommy Chong Quotes) We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along (Tommy Chong Quotes) People didn’t relate to me as being Chinese or white, just being a hippie, a long-haired hippie. (Tommy Chong Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier. (Tommy Chong Quotes) I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are. (Tommy Chong Quotes) I’ve always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at age 18 ... from school. To me, retirement means doing what you want to do without worrying about getting paid for it. (Tommy Chong Quotes) The thing is about Cheech and Chong, we’ve brought more families together than Dr. Phil. (Tommy Chong Quotes)

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