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Toothpaste Quotes

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food Picture Quote #1

You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube Picture Quote #1

If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera Picture Quote #1

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it Picture Quote #1

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff Picture Quote #1

That transparency is important. Look at what’s inside products and seek out those that contain natural, plant-based ingredients - from toothpaste to cosmetics Picture Quote #1

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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in Picture Quote #1

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don’t have a trailer, so that’s my trailer Picture Quote #1

I don’t go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away Picture Quote #1

I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport about your toothpaste, and you cannot rollerblade in Grand Central Station. I keep running up against these things Picture Quote #1

My doctor said I have bad breath and gave me some extra strong toothpaste. Now all I need is a toothbrush Picture Quote #1

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It’s tested, like toothpaste Picture Quote #1

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Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can’t resolve the problem of women’s pantyhose. There’s no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government Picture Quote #1

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together Picture Quote #1

Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you’re busy you don’t see it coming until you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. It’s a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly Picture Quote #1

She had the kind of smile you see in toothpaste commercials, where you can see practically all of somebody’s teeth. She should smile like that all the time, Park thought; it made her face cross over from weird to beautiful. He wanted to make her smile like that constantly Picture Quote #1

It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars Picture Quote #1

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back Picture Quote #1

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The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms... and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together Picture Quote #1

Some things just aren’t meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste Picture Quote #1

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people Picture Quote #1

The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of animal suffering Picture Quote #1

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn’t committing a hostile act Picture Quote #1

I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I could go on for hours. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul Picture Quote #1

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I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am Picture Quote #1

Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it’s out, you can hardly get it back in again Picture Quote #1

Posing the question: does the God of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? Picture Quote #1

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn’t get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes Picture Quote #1

My mother began to go crazy. Not in a ‘Let’s paint the kitchen red!’ sort of way. But crazy in a ‘gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God’ sort of way Picture Quote #1

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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food (Toothpaste Quotes) You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube (Toothpaste Quotes) If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera (Toothpaste Quotes) There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it (Toothpaste Quotes) No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff (Toothpaste Quotes) That transparency is important. Look at what’s inside products and seek out those that contain natural, plant-based ingredients - from toothpaste to cosmetics (Toothpaste Quotes) Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in (Toothpaste Quotes) I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don’t have a trailer, so that’s my trailer (Toothpaste Quotes) I don’t go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away (Toothpaste Quotes) I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport about your toothpaste, and you cannot rollerblade in Grand Central Station. I keep running up against these things. (Toothpaste Quotes) My doctor said I have bad breath and gave me some extra strong toothpaste. Now all I need is a toothbrush (Toothpaste Quotes) Most entertainment is trying to get you. It’s tested, like toothpaste (Toothpaste Quotes) Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can’t resolve the problem of women’s pantyhose. There’s no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government. (Toothpaste Quotes) The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. (Toothpaste Quotes) Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you’re busy you don’t see it coming until you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. It’s a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly. (Toothpaste Quotes) She had the kind of smile you see in toothpaste commercials, where you can see practically all of somebody’s teeth. She should smile like that all the time, Park thought; it made her face cross over from weird to beautiful. He wanted to make her smile like that constantly. (Toothpaste Quotes) It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars (Toothpaste Quotes) Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back (Toothpaste Quotes) The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms... and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together (Toothpaste Quotes) Some things just aren’t meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste (Toothpaste Quotes) Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people (Toothpaste Quotes) The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of animal suffering (Toothpaste Quotes) When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn’t committing a hostile act (Toothpaste Quotes) I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I could go on for hours. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul (Toothpaste Quotes) I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am (Toothpaste Quotes) Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it’s out, you can hardly get it back in again (Toothpaste Quotes) Posing the question: does the God of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? (Toothpaste Quotes) I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space (Toothpaste Quotes) I’ve always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn’t get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes (Toothpaste Quotes) My mother began to go crazy. Not in a ‘Let’s paint the kitchen red!’ sort of way. But crazy in a ‘gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God’ sort of way (Toothpaste Quotes)

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