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Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!  (Toothpick Quotes) I can snap your spine like a toothpick  (Toothpick Quotes) There is no dignity in a crying toothpick  (Toothpick Quotes) Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick  (Toothpick Quotes) I am dying. Please... bring me a toothpick  (Toothpick Quotes) You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures  (Toothpick Quotes) It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick  (Toothpick Quotes) A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger  (Toothpick Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something  (Toothpick Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.  (Toothpick Quotes) I definitely have hips, and I’m shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I’ll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I’m not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt.  (Toothpick Quotes)