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Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor (Tractor Quotes)
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor (Tractor Quotes)
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals (Tractor Quotes)
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age (Tractor Quotes)
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor (Tractor Quotes)
My father kept me busy from dawn to dusk when I was a kid. When I wasn’t pitching hay, hauling corn or running a tractor, I was heaving a baseball into his mitt behind the barn... If all the parents in the country followed his rule, juvenile delinquency would be cut in half in a year’s time. (Tractor Quotes)
It’s us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along (Tractor Quotes)
If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor (Tractor Quotes)
You’re not going to hear me sing about being on a tractor or being married... because I don’t know anything about that (Tractor Quotes)
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor (Tractor Quotes)
That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring (Tractor Quotes)
You’re not going to hear me sing about being on a tractor or being married... because I don’t know anything about that. (Tractor Quotes)
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. (Tractor Quotes)
If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. (Tractor Quotes)
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It’s a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. (Tractor Quotes)
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. (Tractor Quotes)
That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring. (Tractor Quotes)
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs (Tractor Quotes)
Of course, it’s always bad to lose, of course it’s always a hardship when you lose to yesterday’s miners or yesterday’s tractor drivers. But life is life. It’ll surely go on (Tractor Quotes)
I don’t know how the other senators see me. I hope they see me as a farmer. Thats really what I am. But I don’t think they see me on a tractor or fixing equipment. I hope they see me grounded, as somebody who has common sense (Tractor Quotes)
I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain (Tractor Quotes)
I haven’t seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better (Tractor Quotes)
I don’t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time (Tractor Quotes)
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it’s not right, I do it again (Tractor Quotes)
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread (Tractor Quotes)
That’s life. We all go through the tractor blades now and then. We all get bruised, and we all get cut. Sometimes the blade cuts deep. The lucky ones come through with a few scratches, a little blood, but even that isn’t the most important thing. The most important thing is having someone there to scoop you up, to hold you tight, and to tell you everything is all right (Tractor Quotes)
If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he’d like if he could have anything, he’d probably say he wanted a horse that was twice as strong and ate half as many oats. He would not say he wanted a tractor. The point is, technology changes things so fast that many people aren’t sure what the best solutions to their problems might be (Tractor Quotes)
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? (Tractor Quotes)
The things that don’t happen to us that we’ll never know didn’t happen to us. The nonstories. The extra minute to find the briefcase that makes you late to the spot where a tractor trailer mauled another car instead of yours. The woman you didn’t meet because she couldn’t get a taxi to the party you had to leave early from. All of life is a series of nonstories if you look at it that way. We just don’t know what they are (Tractor Quotes)
My father kept me busy from dawn to dusk when I was a kid. When I wasn’t pitching hay, hauling corn or running a tractor, I was heaving a baseball into his mitt behind the barn... If all the parents in the country followed his rule, juvenile delinquency would be cut in half in a year’s time (Tractor Quotes)
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