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Tracy Morgan Quotes

You can’t hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I’m just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker Picture Quote #1

I don’t need no stool and mike stand. I don’t need all of that to be funny. I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I’m at. I’m like Marvin Gaye Picture Quote #1

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don’t mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn’t stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I’m very in touch Picture Quote #1

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I’m just a better businessman Picture Quote #1

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn’t there for that Picture Quote #1

Michael’s the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it’s Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee Picture Quote #1

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I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting Picture Quote #1

The actors are different, although I didn’t set out to be different. My inspiration came from people like Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. The genre is what it is. My inspiration was drawn from great movies like 48 Hours, Bad Boys and Rush Hour Picture Quote #1

I’m from Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. So, you grow up around police officers. Some of them are in your family, some of them you have encounters with. I had a young police officer we were friends with in our group Picture Quote #1

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You’ve never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There’s a lot more new material inside of me Picture Quote #1

I love animals, but I don’t want to talk to them. I’d rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them Picture Quote #1

I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others, Picture Quote #1

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I’m a human being. I feel all emotions. I’m not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I’m sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down Picture Quote #1

You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us Picture Quote #1

I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it’s not about what you look like or what you do; it’s about who you are inside Picture Quote #1

Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day Picture Quote #1

No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets Picture Quote #1

My father said: If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he’s coming out the back Picture Quote #1

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My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge Picture Quote #1

When you’re in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you Picture Quote #1

There’s ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there’s ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you’re a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days Picture Quote #1

I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards Picture Quote #1

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can’t be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that Picture Quote #1

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I’m a beautiful, black butterfly Picture Quote #1

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Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being Picture Quote #1

I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn’t let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not Picture Quote #1

I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap Picture Quote #1

Black people dance well because we start early - there’s music being played everywhere. White people? They don’t start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it’s too late; the bottom don’t move with the top no matter how hard they try Picture Quote #1

Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it’s called tel-lie-vision! Picture Quote #1

It’s like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider Picture Quote #1

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You can’t hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I’m just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I don’t need no stool and mike stand. I don’t need all of that to be funny. I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I’m at. I’m like Marvin Gaye (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don’t mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn’t stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I’m very in touch (Tracy Morgan Quotes) My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I’m just a better businessman (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn’t there for that (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Michael’s the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it’s Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting (Tracy Morgan Quotes) The actors are different, although I didn’t set out to be different. My inspiration came from people like Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. The genre is what it is. My inspiration was drawn from great movies like 48 Hours, Bad Boys and Rush Hour (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m from Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. So, you grow up around police officers. Some of them are in your family, some of them you have encounters with. I had a young police officer we were friends with in our group (Tracy Morgan Quotes) The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You’ve never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There’s a lot more new material inside of me (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I love animals, but I don’t want to talk to them. I’d rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others, (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m a human being. I feel all emotions. I’m not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I’m sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it’s not about what you look like or what you do; it’s about who you are inside. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) My father said: If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he’s coming out the back. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) When you’re in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) There’s ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there’s ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you’re a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Cool is the enemy of funny. You can’t be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I’m a beautiful, black butterfly. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn’t let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Black people dance well because we start early - there’s music being played everywhere. White people? They don’t start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it’s too late; the bottom don’t move with the top no matter how hard they try. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it’s called tel-lie-vision! (Tracy Morgan Quotes) It’s like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. (Tracy Morgan Quotes)

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