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Tracy Morgan Quotes

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets Picture Quote #1

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business Picture Quote #1

I’m old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle Picture Quote #1

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I’m a grown man. You don’t gotta put on no makeup with me Picture Quote #1

My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career Picture Quote #1

I want to let my fans know I love them and I’m coming your way and I’m bringing truckloads of funny Picture Quote #1

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People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We’re losing all of our communication skills Picture Quote #1

I’ve got friends who want money but don’t want to do anything to earn it Picture Quote #1

I’m not a child star, but you could say that I’ve grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called ‘Martin.’ From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on ‘Saturday Night Live’ since Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they’ll let you know whether they like you or not Picture Quote #1

Make your judgments and then you don’t have to worry about it. You’re always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing Picture Quote #1

I’m glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn’t be where I’m at. I would have had a net. I’m glad I didn’t have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder Picture Quote #1

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I’ve still got family members living below the poverty line in New York Picture Quote #1

Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are Picture Quote #1

Let’s focus on the funny. ... That’s what I’m focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That’s what I want to touch in people Picture Quote #1

I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn’t have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence Picture Quote #1

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They’re brilliant men, great actors and very funny people Picture Quote #1

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George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy Picture Quote #1

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin’s spirit, in Richard Pryor’s spirit, in Jackie Gleason’s spirit, in Lucille Ball’s spirit, because they did it with the spirit Picture Quote #1

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We’re all going to heaven, but everybody’s not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I’m going to sit on the couch with Oprah Picture Quote #1

I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don’t get mad at anyone Picture Quote #1

I think it’s good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don’t have any need for guts Picture Quote #1

That’s a gift God’s given us: the ability to work together in collaborations Picture Quote #1

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Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they’re out, they’re ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them Picture Quote #1

You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people’s feelings Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s out to get something from somebody. ‘Gold diggers’ doesn’t just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you’re taking and not giving. When people don’t know how to reciprocate Picture Quote #1

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God’s given me that ability Picture Quote #1

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit Picture Quote #1

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It’s poverty; it’s frustration Picture Quote #1

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I’m a grown man. You don’t gotta put on no makeup with me. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I want to let my fans know I love them and I’m coming your way and I’m bringing truckloads of funny. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We’re losing all of our communication skills. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’ve got friends who want money but don’t want to do anything to earn it (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m not a child star, but you could say that I’ve grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called ‘Martin.’ From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on ‘Saturday Night Live’ since Eddie Murphy. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) There’s nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they’ll let you know whether they like you or not. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Make your judgments and then you don’t have to worry about it. You’re always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn’t be where I’m at. I would have had a net. I’m glad I didn’t have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’ve still got family members living below the poverty line in New York (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Let’s focus on the funny. ... That’s what I’m focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That’s what I want to touch in people. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn’t have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They’re brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin’s spirit, in Richard Pryor’s spirit, in Jackie Gleason’s spirit, in Lucille Ball’s spirit, because they did it with the spirit. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We’re all going to heaven, but everybody’s not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I’m going to sit on the couch with Oprah. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don’t get mad at anyone (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I think it’s good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don’t have any need for guts. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) That’s a gift God’s given us: the ability to work together in collaborations (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they’re out, they’re ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people’s feelings (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Everybody’s out to get something from somebody. ‘Gold diggers’ doesn’t just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you’re taking and not giving. When people don’t know how to reciprocate. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God’s given me that ability. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It’s poverty; it’s frustration. (Tracy Morgan Quotes)

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