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Tracy Morgan Quotes

I’m around my kids every day. I’m regular. We’re a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut Picture Quote #1

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don’t care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don’t mind Picture Quote #1

I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes Picture Quote #1

If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny Picture Quote #1

I would love to try action films Picture Quote #1

Live every week like it’s shark week Picture Quote #1

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Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That’s where anything goes Picture Quote #1

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy Picture Quote #1

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy Picture Quote #1

You get somebody to crack a smile, that’s a beautiful thing Picture Quote #1

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses Picture Quote #1

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society Picture Quote #1

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I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant Picture Quote #1

I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others Picture Quote #1

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality Picture Quote #1

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I’m a beautiful, black butterfly Picture Quote #1

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I’ve realized nothing lasts Picture Quote #1

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I’m passionate Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I think we’re exposed to things we shouldn’t be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person’s whole life Picture Quote #1

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets Picture Quote #1

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place Picture Quote #1

Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day Picture Quote #1

It’s just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It’s awesome to have people quoting you. I love it Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are Picture Quote #1

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In my heart, I really don’t care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that’s the important thing here Picture Quote #1

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right Picture Quote #1

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it Picture Quote #1

I’m around my kids every day. I’m regular. We’re a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut Picture Quote #1

It’s very important to be in your child’s life and know what’s going on and be there with them Picture Quote #1

I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap Picture Quote #1

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I’m around my kids every day. I’m regular. We’re a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don’t care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don’t mind. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. (Tracy Morgan Quotes) If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I would love to try action films (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Live every week like it’s shark week (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That’s where anything goes (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy (Tracy Morgan Quotes) You get somebody to crack a smile, that’s a beautiful thing (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses (Tracy Morgan Quotes) The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others (Tracy Morgan Quotes) My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality (Tracy Morgan Quotes) And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I’m a beautiful, black butterfly (Tracy Morgan Quotes) What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I’ve realized nothing lasts (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I’m passionate (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Sometimes I think we’re exposed to things we shouldn’t be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person’s whole life (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place (Tracy Morgan Quotes) Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day (Tracy Morgan Quotes) It’s just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It’s awesome to have people quoting you. I love it (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are (Tracy Morgan Quotes) In my heart, I really don’t care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that’s the important thing here (Tracy Morgan Quotes) People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m around my kids every day. I’m regular. We’re a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut (Tracy Morgan Quotes) It’s very important to be in your child’s life and know what’s going on and be there with them (Tracy Morgan Quotes) I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap (Tracy Morgan Quotes)

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