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Troll Quotes

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair Picture Quote #1

This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics Picture Quote #1

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair Picture Quote #1

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb Picture Quote #1

There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this Picture Quote #1

I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards Picture Quote #1

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The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart Picture Quote #1

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick Picture Quote #1

Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me Picture Quote #1

... Is a great troll. It settles in a society, and then eats away silently. Eats more and more freedom, more humanity, more human rights, more ability to speak Picture Quote #1

I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back Picture Quote #1

Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons Picture Quote #1

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Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me Picture Quote #1

You can choose to be someone’s Angel or choose to be a Troll, either way you will have to deal with the consequences of your actions, good or bad Picture Quote #1

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this Picture Quote #1

There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this Picture Quote #1

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My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair (Troll Quotes) This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics (Troll Quotes) To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair (Troll Quotes) The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb (Troll Quotes) There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this (Troll Quotes) I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards (Troll Quotes) The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart (Troll Quotes) You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick (Troll Quotes) Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me (Troll Quotes) ... Is a great troll. It settles in a society, and then eats away silently. Eats more and more freedom, more humanity, more human rights, more ability to speak (Troll Quotes) I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back (Troll Quotes) Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons. (Troll Quotes) Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me. (Troll Quotes) You can choose to be someone’s Angel or choose to be a Troll, either way you will have to deal with the consequences of your actions, good or bad. (Troll Quotes) To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. (Troll Quotes) There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. (Troll Quotes)