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Trust Me Quotes

I have three goddaughters - I’m not sure why they trust me, because I have no experience with children - but I try Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

Then trust me there’s nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e’en the valiant more brave Picture Quote #1

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don’t have that mentality Picture Quote #1

Those who wish well to the State ought to choose to places of trust men of inward principle, justified by exemplary conversation Picture Quote #1

Nobody wants to know what I’m doing 24 hours a day, they’d be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I’m doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans Picture Quote #1

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I am 36 years old, I can’t change. I have tried, trust me, but I can’t. It’s nice to get over yourself and just do it Picture Quote #1

I like when people trust me to help them do something. I hate feeling useless. Put me to work or excuse me from the situation Picture Quote #1

Trust me, there’s not one night a week I’m not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off Picture Quote #1

I’m not on a mission. I’m not a paragon of health for anybody. I’m not going to run a marathon or model for ‘Men’s Health’ or go on bike rides with Lance Armstrong. I’m not. Trust me Picture Quote #1

Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me Picture Quote #1

People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who’s spent a lot of time in both places. They’re all hardworking, simple people Picture Quote #1

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Trust me, my runners aren’t going to run one event while looking past it to the second event. When they get on the line for the 10K, that’s a do-or-die situation for them Picture Quote #1

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don’t give a crap how many matches I have won Picture Quote #1

Birth is of course violent. Menstruation is violent. Trust me, if men’s penises opened up once a month and shot blood, we’d be hearing about the violence of it Picture Quote #1

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn’t handle Si Robertson. Trust me Picture Quote #1

Stop wasting time on people who don’t deserve your attention. Trust me, time spent with people who care about you is priceless Picture Quote #1

Love me without fear, trust me without wondering, love me without restrictions, want me without demand, accept me for who I am Picture Quote #1

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I know I’m hard to handle and I get mad over the simplest things but at the end trust me it’s worth it Picture Quote #1

I wish I could say something that would make you trust me, but if you give me time I can prove it to you Picture Quote #1

I want a long lasting relationship. Someone who will be there for me, support me, trust me, comfort me, appreciate me, and love me Picture Quote #1

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I have three goddaughters - I’m not sure why they trust me, because I have no experience with children - but I try (Trust Me Quotes) I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy (Trust Me Quotes) Then trust me there’s nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e’en the valiant more brave (Trust Me Quotes) This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don’t have that mentality (Trust Me Quotes) Those who wish well to the State ought to choose to places of trust men of inward principle, justified by exemplary conversation (Trust Me Quotes) Nobody wants to know what I’m doing 24 hours a day, they’d be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I’m doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans (Trust Me Quotes) I am 36 years old, I can’t change. I have tried, trust me, but I can’t. It’s nice to get over yourself and just do it (Trust Me Quotes) I like when people trust me to help them do something. I hate feeling useless. Put me to work or excuse me from the situation (Trust Me Quotes) Trust me, there’s not one night a week I’m not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off (Trust Me Quotes) I’m not on a mission. I’m not a paragon of health for anybody. I’m not going to run a marathon or model for ‘Men’s Health’ or go on bike rides with Lance Armstrong. I’m not. Trust me (Trust Me Quotes) Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me (Trust Me Quotes) People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who’s spent a lot of time in both places. They’re all hardworking, simple people (Trust Me Quotes) Trust me, my runners aren’t going to run one event while looking past it to the second event. When they get on the line for the 10K, that’s a do-or-die situation for them (Trust Me Quotes) Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don’t give a crap how many matches I have won (Trust Me Quotes) Birth is of course violent. Menstruation is violent. Trust me, if men’s penises opened up once a month and shot blood, we’d be hearing about the violence of it (Trust Me Quotes) They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn’t handle Si Robertson. Trust me (Trust Me Quotes) Stop wasting time on people who don’t deserve your attention. Trust me, time spent with people who care about you is priceless (Trust Me Quotes) Love me without fear, trust me without wondering, love me without restrictions, want me without demand, accept me for who I am (Trust Me Quotes) I know I’m hard to handle and I get mad over the simplest things but at the end trust me it’s worth it (Trust Me Quotes) I wish I could say something that would make you trust me, but if you give me time I can prove it to you (Trust Me Quotes) I want a long lasting relationship. Someone who will be there for me, support me, trust me, comfort me, appreciate me, and love me (Trust Me Quotes)

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