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Tucker Max Quotes
![It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/808/807545/807545.webp "It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes Picture Quote #1")
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![Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM! Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/804/803512/803512.webp "Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM! Picture Quote #1")
![One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don’t do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can’t deal with having to live with other people’s screw ups, and that’s just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I’m in charge, I don’t want to play that game Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/808/807548/807548.webp "One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don’t do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can’t deal with having to live with other people’s screw ups, and that’s just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I’m in charge, I don’t want to play that game Picture Quote #1")
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes (Tucker Max Quotes)
Your beliefs don’t make you a better person. Your behavior does. (Tucker Max Quotes)
Fat girls aren’t real people (Tucker Max Quotes)
I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job (Tucker Max Quotes)
I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel (Tucker Max Quotes)
In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning (Tucker Max Quotes)
Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn’t deter you (Tucker Max Quotes)
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life (Tucker Max Quotes)
Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become (Tucker Max Quotes)
Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences (Tucker Max Quotes)
I don’t want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures (Tucker Max Quotes)
I’m not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester (Tucker Max Quotes)
The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won’t (Tucker Max Quotes)
Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out (Tucker Max Quotes)
I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader) (Tucker Max Quotes)
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as ‘deserving’ respect; you get what you demand from people (Tucker Max Quotes)
I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It’s perfect (Tucker Max Quotes)
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven (Tucker Max Quotes)
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself (Tucker Max Quotes)
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM! (Tucker Max Quotes)
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don’t do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can’t deal with having to live with other people’s screw ups, and that’s just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I’m in charge, I don’t want to play that game (Tucker Max Quotes)
I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was (Tucker Max Quotes)
People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read (Tucker Max Quotes)
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable (Tucker Max Quotes)
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League (Tucker Max Quotes)
I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other (Tucker Max Quotes)
The result of my hard work is that I’m financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don’t have to answer to anybody. (Tucker Max Quotes)
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about (Tucker Max Quotes)
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they’re bad people. (Tucker Max Quotes)
Before you’re famous it’s stuff that seems like it’d be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it’s not bad, but it’s kind of hollow and meaningless. (Tucker Max Quotes)