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Tucker Max Quotes

Think about it: If you don’t have any actual, tangible skills, then how can you do anything? You may be laughing and nodding, but do you realize how few people, when asked the basic question, ‘What can you do?’ stumble on the answer and have nothing to say? Most people Picture Quote #1

I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can’t lie anymore Picture Quote #1

Frankly, I’d rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future Picture Quote #1

I’m a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or better ways than some people Picture Quote #1

Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don’t bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that the music business learned much too late Picture Quote #1

Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is changing, and the U.S. economy with it. Our economy is shifting to a service- and information-based economy, and soft majors are already becoming more and more valuable Picture Quote #1

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I think that there’s a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there’s not being much written for them Picture Quote #1

When I give speeches at college, I don’t tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled Picture Quote #1

The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you’re doing - and connect your unconscious to your conscious Picture Quote #1

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff Picture Quote #1

To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff Picture Quote #1

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it’s like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I’ve come to understand the darker side of it Picture Quote #1

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I’m a decent-looking guy, but I’ve never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I’m never excluded because of my looks. I just don’t stand out Picture Quote #1

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that’s true that I don’t want to be Picture Quote #1

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood) Picture Quote #1

If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn’t pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it Picture Quote #1

Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you’re going to get sick of it Picture Quote #1

No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second Picture Quote #1

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My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro Picture Quote #1

When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that’s worth 2,000 commercials Picture Quote #1

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person. Your behavior does Picture Quote #1

The haters always scream the loudest Picture Quote #1

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art Picture Quote #1

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never really had a media edifice supporting me Picture Quote #1

Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse Picture Quote #1

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep Picture Quote #1

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog Picture Quote #1

The great stories go to those who aren’t afraid to live them Picture Quote #1

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones Picture Quote #1

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Think about it: If you don’t have any actual, tangible skills, then how can you do anything? You may be laughing and nodding, but do you realize how few people, when asked the basic question, ‘What can you do?’ stumble on the answer and have nothing to say? Most people. (Tucker Max Quotes) I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can’t lie anymore. (Tucker Max Quotes) Frankly, I’d rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future. (Tucker Max Quotes) I’m a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or better ways than some people. (Tucker Max Quotes) Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don’t bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that the music business learned much too late. (Tucker Max Quotes) Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is changing, and the U.S. economy with it. Our economy is shifting to a service- and information-based economy, and soft majors are already becoming more and more valuable. (Tucker Max Quotes) I think that there’s a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there’s not being much written for them. (Tucker Max Quotes) When I give speeches at college, I don’t tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled. (Tucker Max Quotes) The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you’re doing - and connect your unconscious to your conscious. (Tucker Max Quotes) No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. (Tucker Max Quotes) To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. (Tucker Max Quotes) Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it’s like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I’ve come to understand the darker side of it. (Tucker Max Quotes) I’m a decent-looking guy, but I’ve never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I’m never excluded because of my looks. I just don’t stand out. (Tucker Max Quotes) The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that’s true that I don’t want to be. (Tucker Max Quotes) Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood) (Tucker Max Quotes) If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn’t pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it. (Tucker Max Quotes) Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you’re going to get sick of it. (Tucker Max Quotes) No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second (Tucker Max Quotes) My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro. (Tucker Max Quotes) When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that’s worth 2,000 commercials (Tucker Max Quotes) Your beliefs don’t make you a better person. Your behavior does (Tucker Max Quotes) The haters always scream the loudest (Tucker Max Quotes) Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art (Tucker Max Quotes) Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another (Tucker Max Quotes) I’ve never really had a media edifice supporting me (Tucker Max Quotes) Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse (Tucker Max Quotes) Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep (Tucker Max Quotes) No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog (Tucker Max Quotes) The great stories go to those who aren’t afraid to live them (Tucker Max Quotes) Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones (Tucker Max Quotes)

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