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Tucker Max Quotes

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful Picture Quote #1

Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb Picture Quote #1

You play crotch roulette, you’re gonna hit double zero once in a while Picture Quote #1

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want Picture Quote #1

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now Picture Quote #1

Frankly, I’d rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future Picture Quote #1

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Helping reproductive services doesn’t just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much Picture Quote #1

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me Picture Quote #1

I think that there’s a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there’s not being much written for them Picture Quote #1

I was not developmentally disabled, but didn’t mature at the same rate other kids did Picture Quote #1

I’ve come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship Picture Quote #1

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you’re going to fail Picture Quote #1

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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma Picture Quote #1

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way Picture Quote #1

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I’m at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales Picture Quote #1

Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer Picture Quote #1

If you don’t have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program Picture Quote #1

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off Picture Quote #1

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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note Picture Quote #1

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends Picture Quote #1

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they’re bad people Picture Quote #1

... the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for Picture Quote #1

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well Picture Quote #1

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That’s the only way you can be genuinely happy Picture Quote #1

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You know that look a cop gives you when he’s so confused that he doesn’t even know how to respond? If you don’t know that look, it means you haven’t had enough fun in your life Picture Quote #1

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions Picture Quote #1

My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn’t know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew Picture Quote #1

That’s the beauty of alcohol. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen Picture Quote #1

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore Picture Quote #1

Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours? Picture Quote #1

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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful (Tucker Max Quotes) Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb (Tucker Max Quotes) You play crotch roulette, you’re gonna hit double zero once in a while (Tucker Max Quotes) Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want (Tucker Max Quotes) At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now (Tucker Max Quotes) Frankly, I’d rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future (Tucker Max Quotes) Helping reproductive services doesn’t just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much (Tucker Max Quotes) I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me (Tucker Max Quotes) I think that there’s a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there’s not being much written for them (Tucker Max Quotes) I was not developmentally disabled, but didn’t mature at the same rate other kids did (Tucker Max Quotes) I’ve come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship (Tucker Max Quotes) If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you’re going to fail (Tucker Max Quotes) If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma (Tucker Max Quotes) It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way (Tucker Max Quotes) Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I’m at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales (Tucker Max Quotes) Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer (Tucker Max Quotes) If you don’t have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program (Tucker Max Quotes) I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off (Tucker Max Quotes) You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note (Tucker Max Quotes) There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends (Tucker Max Quotes) If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they’re bad people (Tucker Max Quotes) ... the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for (Tucker Max Quotes) This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well (Tucker Max Quotes) I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That’s the only way you can be genuinely happy (Tucker Max Quotes) You know that look a cop gives you when he’s so confused that he doesn’t even know how to respond? If you don’t know that look, it means you haven’t had enough fun in your life (Tucker Max Quotes) Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions (Tucker Max Quotes) My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn’t know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew (Tucker Max Quotes) That’s the beauty of alcohol. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen (Tucker Max Quotes) Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore (Tucker Max Quotes) Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours? (Tucker Max Quotes)

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