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The only thing that kept me out of college was high school (Uncle Kracker Quotes)
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I’m the most nervous guy in the world. (Uncle Kracker Quotes)
I am a dog that loves my fleas (Uncle Kracker Quotes)
I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem (Uncle Kracker Quotes)
You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a Sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile (Uncle Kracker Quotes)
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.I’m the most nervous guy in the world (Uncle Kracker Quotes)