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Uncle Quotes

You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains Picture Quote #1

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose Picture Quote #1

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga Picture Quote #1

O my prophetic soul! My uncle! Picture Quote #1

I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight Picture Quote #1

It’s healthy to say uncle when your bone’s about to break Picture Quote #1

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If my aunt had a male appendage, she’d be my uncle Picture Quote #1

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! Picture Quote #1

My uncle used to love me, but she died Picture Quote #1

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1

The best hearts, trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby Picture Quote #1

I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous Picture Quote #1

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I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last Picture Quote #1

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle Picture Quote #1

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher Picture Quote #1

An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons Picture Quote #1

And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle Picture Quote #1

My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing Picture Quote #1

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As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I’m not sure if they think I’m all that quick with a quip. But I’m quick with a spank Picture Quote #1

I’ll say my dad couldn’t act to save his life and nor can my uncle, and they’ll say I’m the worst actor in the world Picture Quote #1

When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it’s done so I would recognise when I was being lied to Picture Quote #1

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love Picture Quote #1

I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it Picture Quote #1

I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force Picture Quote #1

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Being an uncle brings me utter joy Picture Quote #1

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians Picture Quote #1

My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me Picture Quote #1

I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it Picture Quote #1

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about Picture Quote #1

They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle Picture Quote #1

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You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains (Uncle Quotes) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose (Uncle Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga (Uncle Quotes) O my prophetic soul! My uncle! (Uncle Quotes) I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight (Uncle Quotes) It’s healthy to say uncle when your bone’s about to break (Uncle Quotes) If my aunt had a male appendage, she’d be my uncle (Uncle Quotes) Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! (Uncle Quotes) My uncle used to love me, but she died (Uncle Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama (Uncle Quotes) The best hearts, trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby (Uncle Quotes) I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous (Uncle Quotes) I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last (Uncle Quotes) Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle (Uncle Quotes) My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher (Uncle Quotes) An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons (Uncle Quotes) And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle (Uncle Quotes) My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing (Uncle Quotes) As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I’m not sure if they think I’m all that quick with a quip. But I’m quick with a spank (Uncle Quotes) I’ll say my dad couldn’t act to save his life and nor can my uncle, and they’ll say I’m the worst actor in the world (Uncle Quotes) When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it’s done so I would recognise when I was being lied to (Uncle Quotes) Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love (Uncle Quotes) I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it (Uncle Quotes) I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force (Uncle Quotes) Being an uncle brings me utter joy (Uncle Quotes) My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians (Uncle Quotes) My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me. (Uncle Quotes) I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it. (Uncle Quotes) Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about (Uncle Quotes) They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle (Uncle Quotes)

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