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Undertaker Quotes

She who pays the undertaker calls the tune Picture Quote #1

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker Picture Quote #1

Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get Picture Quote #1

One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker! Picture Quote #1

Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker Picture Quote #1

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1

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Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! Picture Quote #1

Undertaker, if that is your real name Picture Quote #1

We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty Picture Quote #1

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing Picture Quote #1

When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since Picture Quote #1

Don’t let your failure become your undertaker. Let it become your teacher. Learn from it Picture Quote #1

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Funeral, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears Picture Quote #1

You’ll never get me into a tux. Not until I’m dead and I have no choice because that’s what the undertaker put me in Picture Quote #1

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry Picture Quote #1

Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears Picture Quote #1

No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one’s ring from a nurse or an undertaker Picture Quote #1

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry Picture Quote #1

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Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Picture Quote #1

When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker Picture Quote #1

Probably the undertaker thinks less of death than almost any other man. He is so accustomed to it that his mind must involuntarily turn from its horror to a contemplation of how much he makes out of the burial Picture Quote #1

Paradoxically, I have found peace because I have always been dissatisfied. My moments of depression and despair turn out to be renewals, new beginnings. If I were once to settle down and be satisfied with the surface of life, with its divisions and its cliches, it would be time to call in the undertaker... So, then, this dissatisfaction which sometimes used to worry me and has certainly, I know, worried others, has helped me in fact to move freely and even gaily with the stream of life Picture Quote #1

I am my heart’s undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow Picture Quote #1

The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker Picture Quote #1

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Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book Picture Quote #1

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She who pays the undertaker calls the tune (Undertaker Quotes) Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker (Undertaker Quotes) Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get (Undertaker Quotes) One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker! (Undertaker Quotes) Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker (Undertaker Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama (Undertaker Quotes) Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! (Undertaker Quotes) Undertaker, if that is your real name (Undertaker Quotes) We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty. (Undertaker Quotes) Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing (Undertaker Quotes) When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since (Undertaker Quotes) Don’t let your failure become your undertaker. Let it become your teacher. Learn from it (Undertaker Quotes) Funeral, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears (Undertaker Quotes) You’ll never get me into a tux. Not until I’m dead and I have no choice because that’s what the undertaker put me in (Undertaker Quotes) Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry (Undertaker Quotes) Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears (Undertaker Quotes) No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one’s ring from a nurse or an undertaker (Undertaker Quotes) Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry (Undertaker Quotes) Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave (Undertaker Quotes) When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker (Undertaker Quotes) Probably the undertaker thinks less of death than almost any other man. He is so accustomed to it that his mind must involuntarily turn from its horror to a contemplation of how much he makes out of the burial (Undertaker Quotes) Paradoxically, I have found peace because I have always been dissatisfied. My moments of depression and despair turn out to be renewals, new beginnings. If I were once to settle down and be satisfied with the surface of life, with its divisions and its cliches, it would be time to call in the undertaker... So, then, this dissatisfaction which sometimes used to worry me and has certainly, I know, worried others, has helped me in fact to move freely and even gaily with the stream of life (Undertaker Quotes) I am my heart’s undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow (Undertaker Quotes) The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker (Undertaker Quotes) Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book (Undertaker Quotes)