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Underwear Quotes

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear Picture Quote #1

I’m not wearing any underwear!!! Picture Quote #1

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it! Picture Quote #1

I swear, I wanna be your underwear Picture Quote #1

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear Picture Quote #1

Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat... I mean she folded her underwear like origami Picture Quote #1

I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies Picture Quote #1

She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy Picture Quote #1

I’m getting old, don’t wear underwear, and I don’t go to church Picture Quote #1

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date Picture Quote #1

Sexual underwear is tacky Picture Quote #1

Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day Picture Quote #1

Well, you wear underwear. That helps Picture Quote #1

We Three Kings of Leicester Square, Selling ladies' underwear, So fantastic, no elastic, Only tuppence a pair Picture Quote #1

Age has nothing to do with wisdom, said Simple. I know a man fifty-two years old who never does go home except to take a bath and change his underwear Picture Quote #1

These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed Picture Quote #1

I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee Picture Quote #1

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns Picture Quote #1

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear Picture Quote #1

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more Picture Quote #1

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage Picture Quote #1

I don’t always wear underwear. When I’m in the heat, especially, I can’t wear it. Like, if I’m wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? Picture Quote #1

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop Picture Quote #1

I was married for 30 years. Isn’t that enough? I’ve had my share of dirty underwear on the floor Picture Quote #1

I don’t like silk underwear. They don’t do the job, you know? Picture Quote #1

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! Picture Quote #1

I’ve had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I’ve had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear Picture Quote #1

That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that Picture Quote #1

When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting! Picture Quote #1

Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty Picture Quote #1

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Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear (Underwear Quotes) I’m not wearing any underwear!!! (Underwear Quotes) I even fold this mans underwear and I like it! (Underwear Quotes) I swear, I wanna be your underwear (Underwear Quotes) Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear (Underwear Quotes) Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat... I mean she folded her underwear like origami (Underwear Quotes) I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies (Underwear Quotes) She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy (Underwear Quotes) I’m getting old, don’t wear underwear, and I don’t go to church (Underwear Quotes) Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date (Underwear Quotes) Sexual underwear is tacky (Underwear Quotes) Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day (Underwear Quotes) Well, you wear underwear. That helps (Underwear Quotes) We Three Kings of Leicester Square, Selling ladies' underwear, So fantastic, no elastic, Only tuppence a pair (Underwear Quotes) Age has nothing to do with wisdom, said Simple. I know a man fifty-two years old who never does go home except to take a bath and change his underwear (Underwear Quotes) These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed (Underwear Quotes) I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee (Underwear Quotes) I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns (Underwear Quotes) In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear (Underwear Quotes) No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more (Underwear Quotes) I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage (Underwear Quotes) I don’t always wear underwear. When I’m in the heat, especially, I can’t wear it. Like, if I’m wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? (Underwear Quotes) On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop (Underwear Quotes) I was married for 30 years. Isn’t that enough? I’ve had my share of dirty underwear on the floor (Underwear Quotes) I don’t like silk underwear. They don’t do the job, you know? (Underwear Quotes) Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! (Underwear Quotes) I’ve had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I’ve had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear (Underwear Quotes) That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that (Underwear Quotes) When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting! (Underwear Quotes) Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty (Underwear Quotes)

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