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Underwear Quotes

No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it’s meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author’s brains out Picture Quote #1

So this was it. You take a wrong step and you end up wearing yesterday’s underwear, sitting on the carpet trying to teach yourself how to knit. And even that doesn’t work. She never expected it to be so hard. Life Picture Quote #1

For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother’s underwear Picture Quote #1

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer? Picture Quote #1

I remember an era when you could get your nose sliced off for sticking it too far into another man’s business. Now you can find out anything about anyone with the click of a button. There is no privacy and no consideration, and everyone is prying into things that aren’t their affair. You can probably check on the intertube and find out what color underwear I have on today Picture Quote #1

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear Picture Quote #1

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off Picture Quote #1

When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even lucky race days. After 15 years, I’ve found the secret to success is hard work Picture Quote #1

A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it’s not to be exposed Picture Quote #1

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it Picture Quote #1

Different things make me feel sexy. Sometimes it’s just a manicure or when I buy some new underwear or just receiving a compliment from a guy on the street. But I think to feel sexy, you just need the right person next to you, who’s going to complete you and make you feel even sexier Picture Quote #1

I’m an elderly gentleman. I haven’t been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning Picture Quote #1

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete Picture Quote #1

Underwear. It’s like a God damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked Picture Quote #1

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers Picture Quote #1

I’m not the sort of person who poses in their underwear. I hate the red carpet. I prefer the green grass. After the games the highlights show mostly the goals, scoring chances, assists. The spectator tends not to remember that as a goalkeeper I make difficult saves at great risk and start moves with my efforts Picture Quote #1

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day Picture Quote #1

Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I’ve gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird Picture Quote #1

I played guitar. I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos Picture Quote #1

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants Picture Quote #1

Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don’t change them once in a while Picture Quote #1

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing Picture Quote #1

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband Picture Quote #1

Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics Picture Quote #1

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet Picture Quote #1

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human Picture Quote #1

I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear Picture Quote #1

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom Picture Quote #1

I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy! Picture Quote #1

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No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it’s meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author’s brains out (Underwear Quotes) So this was it. You take a wrong step and you end up wearing yesterday’s underwear, sitting on the carpet trying to teach yourself how to knit. And even that doesn’t work. She never expected it to be so hard. Life (Underwear Quotes) For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother’s underwear (Underwear Quotes) I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer? (Underwear Quotes) I remember an era when you could get your nose sliced off for sticking it too far into another man’s business. Now you can find out anything about anyone with the click of a button. There is no privacy and no consideration, and everyone is prying into things that aren’t their affair. You can probably check on the intertube and find out what color underwear I have on today (Underwear Quotes) In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear (Underwear Quotes) Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off (Underwear Quotes) When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even lucky race days. After 15 years, I’ve found the secret to success is hard work (Underwear Quotes) A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it’s not to be exposed (Underwear Quotes) I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it (Underwear Quotes) Different things make me feel sexy. Sometimes it’s just a manicure or when I buy some new underwear or just receiving a compliment from a guy on the street. But I think to feel sexy, you just need the right person next to you, who’s going to complete you and make you feel even sexier (Underwear Quotes) I’m an elderly gentleman. I haven’t been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning (Underwear Quotes) I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete (Underwear Quotes) Underwear. It’s like a God damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked (Underwear Quotes) Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers (Underwear Quotes) I’m not the sort of person who poses in their underwear. I hate the red carpet. I prefer the green grass. After the games the highlights show mostly the goals, scoring chances, assists. The spectator tends not to remember that as a goalkeeper I make difficult saves at great risk and start moves with my efforts (Underwear Quotes) Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day (Underwear Quotes) Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners (Underwear Quotes) I’ve never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I’ve gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird (Underwear Quotes) I played guitar. I’ve always considered myself an actor, but I wasn’t making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos (Underwear Quotes) So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants (Underwear Quotes) Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don’t change them once in a while (Underwear Quotes) Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing (Underwear Quotes) Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband (Underwear Quotes) Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics (Underwear Quotes) I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet (Underwear Quotes) There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human (Underwear Quotes) I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear (Underwear Quotes) Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom (Underwear Quotes) I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy! (Underwear Quotes)

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