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Underwear Quotes

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? Picture Quote #1

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear Picture Quote #1

Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear Picture Quote #1

Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was appalling, it was disgusting, it was stupid Picture Quote #1

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things Picture Quote #1

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’m taking an extra pair of underwear just in case Picture Quote #1

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush Picture Quote #1

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes Picture Quote #1

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let’s go with this freak show Picture Quote #1

He says he’s a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear Picture Quote #1

I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops, and courtyards with washing hanging from the line: underwear, towels and shirts from which slow dirty tears are falling Picture Quote #1

You’re tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I try not to take advantage of that too often. Very awkward negotiating with people who are sitting around in their underwear Picture Quote #1

Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes, as long as they are tight Picture Quote #1

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left Picture Quote #1

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you’ve seen my underwear. and now I feel like there’s nothing left, you’ve seen it all and I can get on Picture Quote #1

... Your underwear is clean in case you should be hit by a taxicab and have to be undressed by strangers Picture Quote #1

What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go, oh, I should’ve eaten more fruit Picture Quote #1

What if I’m 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear and everybody else is married! Picture Quote #1

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself Picture Quote #1

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn’t nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear Picture Quote #1

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It’s such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don’t want to be a sex symbol Picture Quote #1

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein Picture Quote #1

My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust Picture Quote #1

Who doesn’t love a statement sock? I mean, we won’t go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too Picture Quote #1

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deceptio Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been big. I’m never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages Picture Quote #1

You seem awfully afraid of gays for a guy wearing a skirt and no underwear Picture Quote #1

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on Picture Quote #1

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that I have it, but not necessary that I show it off Picture Quote #1

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What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? (Underwear Quotes) I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear (Underwear Quotes) Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear (Underwear Quotes) Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was appalling, it was disgusting, it was stupid (Underwear Quotes) Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things (Underwear Quotes) You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it (Underwear Quotes) I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’m taking an extra pair of underwear just in case (Underwear Quotes) I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush (Underwear Quotes) You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes (Underwear Quotes) Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let’s go with this freak show (Underwear Quotes) He says he’s a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear (Underwear Quotes) I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops, and courtyards with washing hanging from the line: underwear, towels and shirts from which slow dirty tears are falling (Underwear Quotes) You’re tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I try not to take advantage of that too often. Very awkward negotiating with people who are sitting around in their underwear (Underwear Quotes) Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes, as long as they are tight (Underwear Quotes) He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left (Underwear Quotes) In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you’ve seen my underwear. and now I feel like there’s nothing left, you’ve seen it all and I can get on (Underwear Quotes) ... Your underwear is clean in case you should be hit by a taxicab and have to be undressed by strangers (Underwear Quotes) What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go, oh, I should’ve eaten more fruit (Underwear Quotes) What if I’m 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear and everybody else is married! (Underwear Quotes) All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself (Underwear Quotes) I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn’t nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear (Underwear Quotes) I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It’s such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don’t want to be a sex symbol (Underwear Quotes) I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein (Underwear Quotes) My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust (Underwear Quotes) Who doesn’t love a statement sock? I mean, we won’t go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too (Underwear Quotes) Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deceptio (Underwear Quotes) I’ve always been big. I’m never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages (Underwear Quotes) You seem awfully afraid of gays for a guy wearing a skirt and no underwear (Underwear Quotes) Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on (Underwear Quotes) Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that I have it, but not necessary that I show it off (Underwear Quotes)

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