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Underwear Quotes

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won’t open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear Picture Quote #1

I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey Picture Quote #1

If you want something bad enough, you’ve got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Ken Titus taped a hotel key to his underwear to score with an airport security guard Picture Quote #1

When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new devices Picture Quote #1

My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust Picture Quote #1

I love the Army-Navy surplus store Surplus Value Center. They have really good long underwear and multicolored bandanas, cool camo jackets, and really, really scary-looking knives. If you’re into that sort of thing Picture Quote #1

To be polite to everybody except the people they love most is a nervous affectation that afflicts many families ... when they come home, they take off their smiles and soft words, and sit about, spiritually in their underwear. This isn’t pretty Picture Quote #1

You’re staring, Lana said.Yes. I am. I’m a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys Picture Quote #1

That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that Picture Quote #1

Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, No, thank you. Really, I’m full. It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the word MICRO used to describe them Picture Quote #1

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes Picture Quote #1

When I get home, I’m not the boss like I am at work - I slip into a more feminine role. I take everything off and put on my Stella McCartney silk robe. I’ll put on a red lip or red nails, and it lifts my mood. Sexy underwear also gives you a spark Picture Quote #1

I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string Picture Quote #1

I do not like people touching my underwear. That’s just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too Picture Quote #1

Whenever you’re sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That’s the way I always operated in business Picture Quote #1

I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they’re all Calvin Klein Picture Quote #1

When it comes to underwear, there’s nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don’t need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice Picture Quote #1

I think I’ve done two shoots in my underwear ever. They both happened to be for Calvin Klein. But that tag - ‘underwear model’ - I just can’t get rid of it. And it’s such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It’s like I never modelled clothes Picture Quote #1

In chili’s hand were his car keys, Ray-bans and Marlboros, without which he wouldn’t leave his bathroom. Chili drank only black coffee and neat Jack Daniel’s; his suits were Boss, his underwear Calvin Klein, his actor Pacino. His barber shook his hand, his accountant took him to dinner, his drug dealer would come to him at all hours and accept his checks Picture Quote #1

Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo Picture Quote #1

In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport Picture Quote #1

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date Picture Quote #1

I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I’ll pull the underwear clean off your butt Picture Quote #1

Some of my college friends used to laugh at me. But no one’s laughing anymore. Now, they all try to get free underwear Picture Quote #1

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato Picture Quote #1

He lounged on his side, bare-chested and barefooted, his jeans unbuttoned to show both the waistband of his underwear and the sleek lines of his ripped abs. His dark brown hair was sexily mussed and his emerald eyes were bright with mischief Picture Quote #1

I have no superstitions. I don’t have to have a Sunday outfit. I don’t have socks or underwear I have to wear Picture Quote #1

I’m sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law’s underwear. It’s like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn’t really happen! Picture Quote #1

I’m an elderly gentleman. I haven’t been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning Picture Quote #1

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With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won’t open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them (Underwear Quotes) I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear (Underwear Quotes) I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey. (Underwear Quotes) If you want something bad enough, you’ve got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Ken Titus taped a hotel key to his underwear to score with an airport security guard. (Underwear Quotes) When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new devices. (Underwear Quotes) My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. (Underwear Quotes) I love the Army-Navy surplus store Surplus Value Center. They have really good long underwear and multicolored bandanas, cool camo jackets, and really, really scary-looking knives. If you’re into that sort of thing. (Underwear Quotes) To be polite to everybody except the people they love most is a nervous affectation that afflicts many families ... when they come home, they take off their smiles and soft words, and sit about, spiritually in their underwear. This isn’t pretty. (Underwear Quotes) You’re staring, Lana said.Yes. I am. I’m a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys. (Underwear Quotes) That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. (Underwear Quotes) Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, No, thank you. Really, I’m full. It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the word MICRO used to describe them. (Underwear Quotes) You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes. (Underwear Quotes) When I get home, I’m not the boss like I am at work - I slip into a more feminine role. I take everything off and put on my Stella McCartney silk robe. I’ll put on a red lip or red nails, and it lifts my mood. Sexy underwear also gives you a spark. (Underwear Quotes) I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string. (Underwear Quotes) I do not like people touching my underwear. That’s just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too. (Underwear Quotes) Whenever you’re sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That’s the way I always operated in business. (Underwear Quotes) I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they’re all Calvin Klein. (Underwear Quotes) When it comes to underwear, there’s nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don’t need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice. (Underwear Quotes) I think I’ve done two shoots in my underwear ever. They both happened to be for Calvin Klein. But that tag - ‘underwear model’ - I just can’t get rid of it. And it’s such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It’s like I never modelled clothes. (Underwear Quotes) In chili’s hand were his car keys, Ray-bans and Marlboros, without which he wouldn’t leave his bathroom. Chili drank only black coffee and neat Jack Daniel’s; his suits were Boss, his underwear Calvin Klein, his actor Pacino. His barber shook his hand, his accountant took him to dinner, his drug dealer would come to him at all hours and accept his checks. (Underwear Quotes) Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. (Underwear Quotes) In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport. (Underwear Quotes) Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date. (Underwear Quotes) I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I’ll pull the underwear clean off your butt. (Underwear Quotes) Some of my college friends used to laugh at me. But no one’s laughing anymore. Now, they all try to get free underwear. (Underwear Quotes) I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato. (Underwear Quotes) He lounged on his side, bare-chested and barefooted, his jeans unbuttoned to show both the waistband of his underwear and the sleek lines of his ripped abs. His dark brown hair was sexily mussed and his emerald eyes were bright with mischief. (Underwear Quotes) I have no superstitions. I don’t have to have a Sunday outfit. I don’t have socks or underwear I have to wear. (Underwear Quotes) I’m sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law’s underwear. It’s like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn’t really happen! (Underwear Quotes) I’m an elderly gentleman. I haven’t been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning. (Underwear Quotes)

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