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Unicorns Quotes

Real unicorns have curves Picture Quote #1

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat, grey and we call them rhinos Picture Quote #1

Take criticism, smash it into dust, add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness. Picture Quote #1

Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed Picture Quote #1

It would have been nice to have had unicorns Picture Quote #1

I thought unicorns were more... Fluffy Picture Quote #1

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Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed Picture Quote #1

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary Picture Quote #1

Theres something about girls and unicorns thats deep and meaningful. Something about childhood Picture Quote #1

I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies Picture Quote #1

I didn’t love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin’ unicorn Picture Quote #1

Best friends are like unicorns. You want to believe so much that they’re out there somewhere but you just can’t find them Picture Quote #1

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My mother’s idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled Picture Quote #1

The minute that you bring a unicorn into a story, you know that it’s a fairy tale or a fable, because unicorns don’t exist as animals. They exist as fantasy creatures Picture Quote #1

I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately, ‘post racism’ is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie Picture Quote #1

Holly: Seriously, you don’t like unicorns? What kind person doesn’t like unicorns? Justine: What kind of a person doesn’t like zombies? What have zombies ever done to you? Holly: Zombies shamble. I disapprove of shambling. And they have bits that fall off. You never see a unicorn behaving that way. Justine: I shamble. Bits fall off me all the time: hair, skin cells. Are you saying you disapprove of me? Picture Quote #1

For the past two years, President Obama has promised our children the moon, stars, rainbows, unicorns and universal health care for all. But the White House Santa’s cradle-to-grave entitlement mandates are a spectacularly predictable bust Picture Quote #1

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Children know perfectly well that unicorns aren’t real, but they also know that books about unicorns, if they are good books, are true books Picture Quote #1

We’d be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I’m not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow Picture Quote #1

We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We’d be happy to have that. We’d be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I’m not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either Picture Quote #1

My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it’s like ahh, unicorns Picture Quote #1

What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished Picture Quote #1

A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired Picture Quote #1

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Children know perfectly well that unicorns aren’t real, but they also know that books about unicorns, if they are good books, are true books Picture Quote #1

You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s an ironclad rule. It’s tacky Picture Quote #1

A whole gothic world had come to grief... There was now no armour glittering through the forest glades, no embroidered feet on the green sward; the cream and dappled unicorns had fled Picture Quote #1

Then, when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me Picture Quote #1

My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it’s like ahh, unicorns Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in ghosts, or fairies, or crystals, or unicorns, or a man that can walk on water, or any of that non sense, I personally rely on logic, and have for the better part of my life Picture Quote #1

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Real unicorns have curves (Unicorns Quotes) Unicorns are real. They’re just fat, grey and we call them rhinos (Unicorns Quotes) Take criticism, smash it into dust, add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness. (Unicorns Quotes) Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed (Unicorns Quotes) It would have been nice to have had unicorns (Unicorns Quotes) I thought unicorns were more... Fluffy (Unicorns Quotes) Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed. (Unicorns Quotes) Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary (Unicorns Quotes) Theres something about girls and unicorns thats deep and meaningful. Something about childhood (Unicorns Quotes) I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies (Unicorns Quotes) I didn’t love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin’ unicorn (Unicorns Quotes) Best friends are like unicorns. You want to believe so much that they’re out there somewhere but you just can’t find them (Unicorns Quotes) My mother’s idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled (Unicorns Quotes) The minute that you bring a unicorn into a story, you know that it’s a fairy tale or a fable, because unicorns don’t exist as animals. They exist as fantasy creatures. (Unicorns Quotes) I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. (Unicorns Quotes) Unfortunately, ‘post racism’ is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie. (Unicorns Quotes) Holly: Seriously, you don’t like unicorns? What kind person doesn’t like unicorns? Justine: What kind of a person doesn’t like zombies? What have zombies ever done to you? Holly: Zombies shamble. I disapprove of shambling. And they have bits that fall off. You never see a unicorn behaving that way. Justine: I shamble. Bits fall off me all the time: hair, skin cells. Are you saying you disapprove of me? (Unicorns Quotes) For the past two years, President Obama has promised our children the moon, stars, rainbows, unicorns and universal health care for all. But the White House Santa’s cradle-to-grave entitlement mandates are a spectacularly predictable bust. (Unicorns Quotes) Children know perfectly well that unicorns aren’t real, but they also know that books about unicorns, if they are good books, are true books. (Unicorns Quotes) We’d be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I’m not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow. (Unicorns Quotes) We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We’d be happy to have that. We’d be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I’m not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either. (Unicorns Quotes) My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it’s like ahh, unicorns. (Unicorns Quotes) What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished (Unicorns Quotes) A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired (Unicorns Quotes) Children know perfectly well that unicorns aren’t real, but they also know that books about unicorns, if they are good books, are true books (Unicorns Quotes) You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s an ironclad rule. It’s tacky (Unicorns Quotes) A whole gothic world had come to grief... There was now no armour glittering through the forest glades, no embroidered feet on the green sward; the cream and dappled unicorns had fled (Unicorns Quotes) Then, when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me (Unicorns Quotes) My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it’s like ahh, unicorns (Unicorns Quotes) I don’t believe in ghosts, or fairies, or crystals, or unicorns, or a man that can walk on water, or any of that non sense, I personally rely on logic, and have for the better part of my life (Unicorns Quotes)

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