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Urger Quotes

Plastic surgery. Not for everyone Picture Quote #1

I’d like a cheeseburger, large fries and a Cosmopolitan Picture Quote #1

The act of love strongly resembles torture or surgery Picture Quote #1

Burgers are done! Picture Quote #1

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery Picture Quote #1

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed Picture Quote #1

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Sacred cows make great hamburgers Picture Quote #1

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards Picture Quote #1

I’ve been stopped cold from eating another burger! Picture Quote #1

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix Picture Quote #1

Botox to me is not surgery Picture Quote #1

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Skinny guys fight till they’re burger Picture Quote #1

Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger Picture Quote #1

I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model Picture Quote #1

I’m stopped. I’ll never eat another burger Picture Quote #1

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

Why are kids obese? Burger $0.99 Salad $4.99 Picture Quote #1

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I had my first seizure, and I had to go in for heart surgery Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars Picture Quote #1

Quite collected at cocktail parties, meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open heart surgery Picture Quote #1

Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady? Picture Quote #1

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet - for the sake of hamburgers Picture Quote #1

Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war Picture Quote #1

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That's right, no horse meat in our burgers - barely any meat of any kind actually Picture Quote #1

I knew I needed surgery and I didn’t want to have it and I ended up having it Picture Quote #1

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius Picture Quote #1

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day Picture Quote #1

I’ve belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don’t know why Picture Quote #1

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics Picture Quote #1

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Plastic surgery. Not for everyone (Urger Quotes) I’d like a cheeseburger, large fries and a Cosmopolitan (Urger Quotes) The act of love strongly resembles torture or surgery (Urger Quotes) Burgers are done! (Urger Quotes) After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery (Urger Quotes) The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed (Urger Quotes) Sacred cows make great hamburgers (Urger Quotes) I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards (Urger Quotes) I’ve been stopped cold from eating another burger! (Urger Quotes) I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery (Urger Quotes) Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix (Urger Quotes) Botox to me is not surgery (Urger Quotes) Skinny guys fight till they’re burger (Urger Quotes) Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger (Urger Quotes) I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model (Urger Quotes) I’m stopped. I’ll never eat another burger (Urger Quotes) Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery (Urger Quotes) Why are kids obese? Burger $0.99 Salad $4.99 (Urger Quotes) I had my first seizure, and I had to go in for heart surgery (Urger Quotes) I wouldn’t eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars (Urger Quotes) Quite collected at cocktail parties, meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open heart surgery (Urger Quotes) Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady? (Urger Quotes) We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet - for the sake of hamburgers (Urger Quotes) Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war (Urger Quotes) That's right, no horse meat in our burgers - barely any meat of any kind actually (Urger Quotes) I knew I needed surgery and I didn’t want to have it and I ended up having it (Urger Quotes) Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius (Urger Quotes) I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day (Urger Quotes) I’ve belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don’t know why (Urger Quotes) I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics (Urger Quotes)

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