Urine Quotes
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You have to taste the sour urine before you break the jug (Urine Quotes)
Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine (Urine Quotes)
Some astronauts describe the routine flushing of urine into space, where the freezing temperatures turn the droplets into a cloud of bright, drifting crystals, as being among the most amazing sights they saw on an entire voyage (Urine Quotes)
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed. After hearing this, an astronaut said, ‘Wait. You mean that wasn’t lemon Tang?’ (Urine Quotes)
Ed The Truth Is Illegal Markey responded to Teamster support for ANWR by dismissively sniffing, it was only one issue. Luckily, the Democrats have all those other issues dear to the heart of the average blue-collar worker: abortion on demand, gay marriage and taxpayer-funded crucifixes submerged in urine. (Urine Quotes)
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine. (Urine Quotes)
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. (Urine Quotes)
There’s no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank (Urine Quotes)
Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron (Urine Quotes)
After the urine is collected over a couple of days, it’s dumped into space, which is beautiful to watch because the urine freezes into a glitter of ice crystals shimmering in the sun (Urine Quotes)
Four soiled bedsheets sewn together to make a screen. One for spittle. One for urine. One for semen. One for blood. All for tears (Urine Quotes)
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! (Urine Quotes)
In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test (Urine Quotes)
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine (Urine Quotes)
In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body... For the thirst there is need of a powerful remedy, for in kind it is the greatest of all sufferings, and when a fluid is drunk, it stimulates the discharge of urine (Urine Quotes)
Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine (Urine Quotes)
Intravenous injections of extract from dog’s pancreas, removed from seven to ten weeks after ligation of the ducts, invariably exercises a reducing influence upon the percentage sugar of the blood and the amount of sugar excreted in the urine... the extent and duration of the reduction varies directly with the amount of extract injected (Urine Quotes)
The smell of factory farms... many notice these places only when the odours reach their homes, affecting their own quality of life. We create these animals for our profit and pleasure, playing with their genes, violating their dignity as living creatures, forcing them to lie and live in their own urine and excrement, turning pens into penitentiaries and frustrating their every desire except what is needed to keep them breathing and breeding. And then we complain about the smell (Urine Quotes)
Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out after washing your feet. Isn’t it wonderful how the sky can take that dirty water and change it into pure, clean water? Your mind can do the same with your defilements if you let it (Urine Quotes)
They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow, washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss (Urine Quotes)
Superficially, it might be said that the function of the kidneys is to make urine; but in a more considered view one can say that the kidneys make the stuff of philosophy itself (Urine Quotes)
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste (Urine Quotes)
Reading student papers, blue books, etc., a form of torture... a matter of rubbing an iron file over one’s teeth, or holding urine in one’s mouth, or having the racket of a bulldozer in one’s ear for an hour or two on end (Urine Quotes)
The brain secretes thought as the stomach secretes gastric juice, the liver bile, and the kidneys urine (Urine Quotes)
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned (Urine Quotes)
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals (Urine Quotes)
I’d like people to know that you can head off kidney disease, maybe prevent a transplant or stop the disease from progressing after detection by doing a simple urine test in the doctor’s office (Urine Quotes)
I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when I had to make the transition from fat character actor to thin character actor (Urine Quotes)
But what was a body? Dust, dung, urine, itches. It was the light within which was important, and it was not significant if that light endured after death, or if the soul was blinded eternally in the endless night of the suspired flesh (Urine Quotes)
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it (Urine Quotes)
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