Uru Quotes
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I hang out with my guru in my heart. And I love everything in the universe. That’s all I do all day (Uru Quotes)
You know how some people are unlucky in love? I was always unlucky in exercise. I’d get into a relationship with a workout program or guru, we’d go steady for a few intense months, and then we’d have a really ugly breakup (Uru Quotes)
All of the religions are looking after the poor. At least leave me alone to look after the rich. I am the rich man’s guru (Uru Quotes)