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But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know Picture Quote #1

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane Picture Quote #1

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns Picture Quote #1

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it Picture Quote #1

The Goddesses? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available Picture Quote #1

I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee Picture Quote #1

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You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard, because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm Picture Quote #1

I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me Picture Quote #1

The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers Picture Quote #1

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific Picture Quote #1

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children Picture Quote #1

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made Picture Quote #1

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much Picture Quote #1

A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain Picture Quote #1

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity Picture Quote #1

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are Picture Quote #1

And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

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People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk Picture Quote #1

That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call 'free will' is your mind's freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your life and your character Picture Quote #1

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Picture Quote #1

When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you Picture Quote #1

To be an artist at all is like living in Switzerland during a world war. To be an artist in Zurich, in 1917, implies a degree of self-absorption that would have glazed over the eyes of Narcissus Picture Quote #1

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Buddy Holly was twenty-two. Think of what he might have gone on to achieve. I mean, if Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at twenty-two, the history of music would have been very different. As would the history of aviation, of course Picture Quote #1

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered Picture Quote #1

Moral philosophy is nothing else but the science of what is good, and evil, in the conversation, and society of mankind. Good, and evil, are names that signify our appetites, and aversions; which in different tempers, customs, and doctrines of men, are different Picture Quote #1

For a man's conscience and his judgement is the same thing; and as the judgement, so also the conscience may be erroneous Picture Quote #1

Intemperance is naturally punished with diseases; rashness, with mischance; injustice; with violence of enemies; pride, with ruin; cowardice, with oppression; and rebellion, with slaughter Picture Quote #1

Opinion of ghosts, ignorance of second causes, devotion to what men fear, and talking of things casual for prognostics, consisteth the natural seeds of religion Picture Quote #1

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But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know (Us Quotes) Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane (Us Quotes) I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns (Us Quotes) You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it (Us Quotes) The Goddesses? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available (Us Quotes) I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee (Us Quotes) You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard, because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm (Us Quotes) I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me (Us Quotes) The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers (Us Quotes) Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific (Us Quotes) My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children (Us Quotes) Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made (Us Quotes) Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much (Us Quotes) A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (Us Quotes) Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity (Us Quotes) I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are (Us Quotes) And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that (Us Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Us Quotes) Government "help" to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... The only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off (Us Quotes) People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk (Us Quotes) That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call 'free will' is your mind's freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your life and your character (Us Quotes) I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? (Us Quotes) When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you (Us Quotes) To be an artist at all is like living in Switzerland during a world war. To be an artist in Zurich, in 1917, implies a degree of self-absorption that would have glazed over the eyes of Narcissus (Us Quotes) Buddy Holly was twenty-two. Think of what he might have gone on to achieve. I mean, if Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at twenty-two, the history of music would have been very different. As would the history of aviation, of course (Us Quotes) We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered (Us Quotes) Moral philosophy is nothing else but the science of what is good, and evil, in the conversation, and society of mankind. Good, and evil, are names that signify our appetites, and aversions; which in different tempers, customs, and doctrines of men, are different (Us Quotes) For a man's conscience and his judgement is the same thing; and as the judgement, so also the conscience may be erroneous (Us Quotes) Intemperance is naturally punished with diseases; rashness, with mischance; injustice; with violence of enemies; pride, with ruin; cowardice, with oppression; and rebellion, with slaughter (Us Quotes) Opinion of ghosts, ignorance of second causes, devotion to what men fear, and talking of things casual for prognostics, consisteth the natural seeds of religion (Us Quotes)

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