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Programs today get very fat; the enhancements tend to slow the programs down because people put in special checks. When they want to add some feature, they'll just stick in these checks without thinking how they might slow the thing down Picture Quote #1

Before Paul and I started the company, we had been involved in some large-scale software projects that were real disasters. They just kept pouring people in, and nobody knew how they were going to stabilize the project. We swore to ourselves that we would do better Picture Quote #1

The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers Picture Quote #1

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific Picture Quote #1

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time Picture Quote #1

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children Picture Quote #1

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes Picture Quote #1

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die Picture Quote #1

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made Picture Quote #1

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much Picture Quote #1

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't Picture Quote #1

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this Earth as long as he has two pieces of bread Picture Quote #1

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices Picture Quote #1

A father... Knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested Picture Quote #1

I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but there is no solution yet. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. I don't care what the statistics say Picture Quote #1

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you Picture Quote #1

A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain Picture Quote #1

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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity Picture Quote #1

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the bosses job... And I don't want it! Picture Quote #1

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are Picture Quote #1

And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! Picture Quote #1

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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage Picture Quote #1

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it Picture Quote #1

Do not ever say that the desire to

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Just as man can't exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality, to think, to work and keep the results, which means: the right of property Picture Quote #1

Potentially, a government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims Picture Quote #1

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Programs today get very fat; the enhancements tend to slow the programs down because people put in special checks. When they want to add some feature, they'll just stick in these checks without thinking how they might slow the thing down (Us Quotes) Before Paul and I started the company, we had been involved in some large-scale software projects that were real disasters. They just kept pouring people in, and nobody knew how they were going to stabilize the project. We swore to ourselves that we would do better (Us Quotes) The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers (Us Quotes) Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific (Us Quotes) I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time (Us Quotes) My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children (Us Quotes) Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes (Us Quotes) Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die (Us Quotes) Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made (Us Quotes) As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest" (Us Quotes) Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much (Us Quotes) I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't (Us Quotes) I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this Earth as long as he has two pieces of bread (Us Quotes) People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices (Us Quotes) A father... Knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested (Us Quotes) I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but there is no solution yet. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. I don't care what the statistics say (Us Quotes) My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you (Us Quotes) A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (Us Quotes) Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity (Us Quotes) I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the bosses job... And I don't want it! (Us Quotes) I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are (Us Quotes) And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that (Us Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Us Quotes) My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! (Us Quotes) In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage (Us Quotes) In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it (Us Quotes) Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives (Us Quotes) Government "help" to business is just as disastrous as government persecution. The only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off (Us Quotes) Just as man can't exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality, to think, to work and keep the results, which means: the right of property (Us Quotes) Potentially, a government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims (Us Quotes)

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