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Because how can you be just friends with someone when what you really want is so much more? But he said he'd rather be friends with me than not know me at all (Use Quotes)
Because anyone who treats their body like it's garbage the way he does isn't exactly in the best place to love someone else (Use Quotes)
Then he says how it's no one's fault, it just happened, and I swear that it - just - happened line is the filmiest line in the Book of Excuses for Lame Boys (Use Quotes)
What turning forty means to me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do (Use Quotes)
Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not (Use Quotes)
Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it seldom has justice enough to accuse (Use Quotes)
But naturally Jackson's giving Danny the play - by - play because, hello, if you were Jackson and Gloria liked you, wouldn't you be renting a billboard about it? (Use Quotes)
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings (Use Quotes)
The huge problems we deal with every day are actually really small. We're so focused on what bothers us that we don't even try to see our lives from a clearer perspective (Use Quotes)
But do not try to get ahead of Donna and initiate the complaining, no matter how sure you are that she'll agree. Because Donna will leave you hanging every time (Use Quotes)
No, that part's not true! That's a joke - lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true (Use Quotes)
My hair is so scary that if you saw it walking down the street, you'd cross to the other side. This humidity is not helping. It's just an excuse for my hair to let its frizz flag fly (Use Quotes)
Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life (Use Quotes)
Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions (Use Quotes)
All human societies go through fads in which they temporarily either adopt practices of little use or else abandon practices of considerable use (Use Quotes)
In my youth I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan (Use Quotes)
Eurasia ended up with the most domesticated animal species in part because it's the world's largest land mass and offered the most wild species to begin with (Use Quotes)
We City Folk can pretend that we prefer the rotgut from Starcorps with skim milk and Splenda, but who are we kidding? Maxwell House with French vanilla corn syrup cannot be beat (Use Quotes)
I pray because the need flows out of me all the time, waking and sleeping. It doesn't change God, it changes me. (Use Quotes)
Because of our faith Christ has brought us into this place of undeserved privilege where we now stand, and we confidently and joyfully look forward to sharing God's glory (Use Quotes)
History followed different courses for different peoples because of differences among peoples' environments, not because of biological differences among peoples themselves (Use Quotes)
Getting dumped is crazy times. Like … what? You're supposed to instantly turn off all your emotions just because he says it's over? You're supposed to go on with your life like nothing happened? (Use Quotes)
Maybe it's seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the entrance of an abandoned Starbucks that is now a feeding station for the alien militia (Use Quotes)
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers! (Use Quotes)
It invites a search for ultimate causes: why were Europeans, rather than Africans or Native Americans, the ones to end up with guns, the nastiest germs, and steel? (Use Quotes)
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that (Use Quotes)
But I'm going to try to tell the truth. Except for the parts I'm leaving out, because there's still stuff I'm just not going to tell you. Get used to it (Use Quotes)
The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit - ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing (Use Quotes)
I used to be a little boy so old in my shoes and what I choose is my choice what's a boy supposed to do? the killer in me is the killer in you my love I send this smile over to you (Use Quotes)
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because like you trying to a do a nine - piece jigsaw puzzle, it was a labor of love (Use Quotes)